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'He's been taken against his will'

Mums fear formissing son

Deeley boppers take us back to Dark Ages

IS IT possible to say anything at all, ever, without offending people these days? The totally innocent, blameless and harmless Cat Deeley has become the latest to be marched to the dock of the asininely stupid: her great crime was to joke that she was \"having a seizure\" while dancing to Meghan Trainor's song All About That Bass. Cue the sky falling in: seizures are \"no laughing matter\" harrumphed The Epilepsy Society.

VAT on school fees will leave state pupils worse off

ANOTHER day, another Keir Starmer U-turn.

Sue's treated like Royle-ty as she gets freedom of Liverpool

SUE Johnston has been congratulated by Sir Paul McCartney and Jurgen Klopp on receiving the Freedom of Liverpool.

No-show Boris still 'an asset' to campaign

BORIS Johnson is \"clearly an asset\" to the Tory General Election campaign, even though he has not appeared in person, a Cabinet minister has declared.

channel gangs 'will rub hands in glee'if Starmer gains power

PEOPLE smugglers smugglers will be \"rubbing their hands with glee\" if Sir Keir Starmer wins the General Election, the Home Secretary has warned.

Wills is in the lead as royals gallop to Ascot

AND they're orf...or should that be on? Fancy hats were definitely a Firm favourite yesterday when the Royal Family enjoyed a day at the races.

JUST LOCK THEM UP!

By defacing one of the world's most treasured heritage sites Just Stop Oil have shown how pathetic they truly are...we say:

Lineker 'Breaks BBC Rules' By Wearing Kit He Advertises

GARY Lineker appears to have fallen foul of BBC rules again by wearing clothes from his range for Next while covering the Euros.

Parents Buying Homes Near Grandparents To Ease Cost Of Childcare

Families 'trapped' by needing free help

PM: Labour Will Tax Your Years Of Savings In Weeks

'With inflation under control we can focus on cutting taxes'

Scientists Target Weak Spots In Russia's 'Secret' Weapons

BRITISH scientists are pulling apart "top secret" Russian weapons systems to find out how to destroy them, a former Armed Forces minister revealed.

JAM AND CREAM

Young midfield maestros 'ready to rule world'

THAT WAS SUPER MARIO

Balotelli's brilliant double sank Germany and sent Italy into the final

SUBLIME FINISH

Conceicao comes on for just three minutes to steal victory

Lions play like scaredy cats

CAPELLO SAYS FATIGUE AND FEAR TO BLAME

EVANS BLOW CLOUDS WIN FOR ANDY

Murray loses doubles partner

Hannon praise for 'Superman' Lion

RICHARD HANNON was on the verge of tears as Rosallion thundered down the track for a thrilling St James's Palace Stakes strike.

The man with a birds-eye view of the world below

Photographer Donn Delson's unforgettable aerial images typically sell for thousands of pounds apiece. As he shoots London, he takes the Daily Express for a helicopter ride to remember...

Mortgage broker '£300k in debt paid up wife's life insurance before murder'

A MORTGAGE broker struggling under a £300,000 \"mountain of debt\" strangled his wife just days after bringing her life insurance policy payments up to date, a jury heard.

Shirley: Giovanni is a perfect gentleman ...truth will come out

STRICTLY judge Shirley Ballas has backed under-fire Giovanni Pernice after bullying allegations against the professional dancer.

Letby baby 'not hurt by doctor's tube attempts'

THREE attempts by a doctor to insert a breathing tube into an extremely premature baby allegedly attacked by killer nurse Lucy Letby would \"not have compromised\" the newborn, a court heard yesterday.

Transplant girl Florence gets a Taylor-made tonic

IT was no Cruel Summer for a girl who needs a lung transplant when she got a hot seat at her hero Taylor Swift's Eras Tour's 100th show.

10-year restraining order for Fern Britton's stalker

AN \"obsessive\" fan of Fern Britton has been banned from Cornwall for 10 years after a stalking campaign that included staying in her holiday cottage there.

King and Queen reign

THE King enjoyed a topping start to Royal Ascot as he and the Queen led the carriage procession to the racecourse in the glorious summer sunshine.

UK and EU face new role as defenders of the free world

EARLY next month, just five days after UK voters I have been to the polls, world leaders will gather E in Washington DC for a historic Nato summit.

Britain '25 years behind for cancer survival'

CANCER survival rates in Britain are a quarter of a century behind those in other nations, shameful figures show.

Farage in pledge to stand up for the 'silent majority' rivals ignore

NIGEL Farage appeared confident of an impending victory in Clacton last night, as an 820-strong rally saw him receive a rapturous response from voters.

All you need is birthday love, Uncle Paul

SIR Paul McCartney received a sweet birthday message as he turned 82 yesterday - from Julian Lennon, aka Jude.

'CATASTROPHIC' FOOD SHORTAGES HITTING 90% OF GAZA CHILDREN

NINE out of 10 children in Gaza are unable to eat enough food to ensure healthy growth and development, a charity has warned.