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NET FIX 'N CHILL

RUBEN AMORIM has been at Manchester United for only three weeks - but already he is fixing one of their biggest problems.

Gunner be a tough starter

MANCHESTER UNITED will head to Arsenal for Ruben Amorim's first taste of FA Cup football.

SCORING IS NO HASSEL FOR PALMERI

COLE PALMER claims he is following in the footsteps of a Chelsea legend.

VAN DRIVERS

Legendary figures will help new boss get Foxes in hunt

Forster happy to drop entertainment for now

FRASER FORSTER warned Tottenham may have to forsake their wish to be great entertainers and \"grind out results\" to negotiate an injury crisis amid December's breathless schedule.

ASHES CLASH DELIVERED A 'CRISIS IN BALKANS'

FIFTY years ago this week, three weeks before his 42nd birthday, Colin Cowdrey marched out to face the music with more padding than a divan mattress.

HEAVEN FOR BETHELL

Jacob in dreamland after rapid rise up the ladder

TAYLOR'S BANG CUP FOR A CHALLENGE

SCOTT TAYLOR won Super League, the Challenge Cup three times and even played for England in Denver.

I'LL POT THE LOT

Trump aims to get rich quick

AARON'S SCOT A DREAM

ARRON REED is targeting a place in Scotland's Six Nations side after continuing his try-scoring hot streak for Sale.

8-year ban for match-fix teen

FORMER darts boy wonder Leighton Bennett has been slapped with a monster eight-year ban after being found guilty of match-fixing.

THE WAIT OF EXPECTATION

McLaren, Ferrari fight to end title drought

Tuned-in Juxebox has festive choice

BEN PAULING is eyeing up options at Ascot and Kempton over the Christmas period for The Jukebox Man following his impressive chasing debut at Newbury last week.

BRITAIN'S MOST SLAMMING UFC COLUMN BADDY INTENTION

Pimblett aims to knock stuffing out of rivals

Neighbours star: My cancer battle

LEGEND SAYS HE'S TERMINAL

BRAIN ROT GRABS THE TOP SPOT!

Oxford word of year

Littler Littler

JAYDEN, 12, NEW DARTS WHIZZ

THESE DOGS NEED A XMAS MIRACLE

Sanctuary owner has weeks to find new base

DEAN: I'M A WINNER

(Despite being booted out second)

A LEGEND MENTOR AND PAL

Tributes to Welsh champion

Gregg's Millwall tat gives fans bad name

DAN: CLUB TARNISHED

Naked Pam for Priscilla

PRISCILLA Presley says she cannot wait to see Pamela Anderson in The Naked Gun reboot.

Nicole inking shock

BAYWATCH star Nicole Eggert burst into tears after being left with radiotherapy tattoos amid her breast cancer battle.

THE PILL TO HELP US CHILL

Boffs voga fix' tablet

Killer King

AFTER 541 YEARS, PROOF AT LAST THAT RICHARD III ORDERED THE PRINCES-IN-THE-TOWER MURDERS

Ruling on Liam delavs

PROSECUTORS are hoping to restart the investigation into the tragic death of Liam Payne.

SHELTERS HIT BY A GOATASTROPHE

Thousands of dumped pets in costs crisis

Musk's junk is scaring off the aliens

SPACE IS FULL OF SATELLITES

Kingpin jailed in drug hit

A GANG which smuggled in drugs worth up to £7billion has been jailed.

Keir's a big joke

A GAG about the PM's freebies topped a list of the best modern Christmas cracker jokes.