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SAKA ORDERED TO GIVE GUNNERS A BREAK

MIKEL ARTETA has told injured Bukayo Saka to head off on his holidays before returning to help fire up Arsenal's title tilt. Despite his ongoing rehab (inset) following hamstring surgery last month, the England winger offered his support to team-mates (far right) ahead of their North London derby win over Tottenham on Wednesday. Saka, who was pictured steadying himself on crutches, is not due back until March and his absence remains keenly felt. With

Rohl gets Chans to talk

DANNY ROHL admits he must have better communication with Dejphon Chansiri after the Sheffield Wednesday owner revealed they had not spoken since last month.

NO STOPPING BUSY BECKY!

Menzies' operation getting ever stonger

Charges still don't faze City

MANCHESTER CITY appear to be quaking in their boots about the outcome of the hearing into their 115 charges. That's sarcasm, in case you don't get it.

SALFORD STRUGGLES ARE SAD TUI SEE

TUI LOLOHEA admits it's \"sad\" to see former club Salford in dire straits. Tonga stand-off Lolohea, 29, can only watch on as the Red Devils endure their latest financial catastrophe. The club have been issued with a reduced sustainability cap and ordered to sell players by the Rugby Football League. Uncertainty about the Red Devils' future at Salford Community Stadium has led to doubts over gathering commercial revenue and left gaps in their finances.

Ange's tie breaker

Postecoglou's fate rests on making League Cup final

Israel in Hamas pledge

ISRAEL'S security cabinet has given its approval to a Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal with Hamas.

ADHD is 'no joke'

LEE Mack says he doesn't want to get a diagnosis for ADHD because he's worried any drugs would make him \"less funny.\"

NUKE BLOWN AWAY BY PRICE DESERT STORM

LUKE LITTLER encountered his first line in the sand as reigning world champion after being ambushed by Gerwyn Price in the desert.

Crook's Dickens Twist-er

DETECTORISTS' writer Mackenzie Crook claims he often talks to the ghost of Charles Dickens.

RUBEN ON WILD RIDE

RUBEN AMORIM has warned Manchester United fans to buckle up for a roller-coaster ride of emotions between now and the end of the season. And he fears there will be more highs and lows as he continues to stamp his mark on the challenge of returning United to the big time.

NO SCARE TACTICS

Farke won't be spooked into signing new players

Out-rage firing Cullen

LIAM CULLEN admits the frustration of being benched for Swansea's trip to rivals Cardiff last season will only fuel his derby drive today.

Darwin theory

SLOT KNOWS REASONS BEHIND NUNEZ SLUMP

I'M KEIR FOR A.I MADNESS

It's Moyes the merrier

PALMER HEADS MARESCA CASUALTY LIST

Cole Palmer is a doubt for Monday's game against Wolves with Chelsea also sweating on the fitness of midfielders Enzo Fernandez and Romeo Lavia.

JURIC EYES COMPLETE DISPLAY

IVAN JURIC is confident Southampton can upset high-flying Nottingham Forest - if they repeat their performance at Manchester United prior to their late collapse.

Stafford rally call

MATTHEW STAFFORD helped guide the Los Angeles Rams through a tough week after they had to move their play-off opener to Phoenix because of the California wild fires.

I'M GONNA MISS YOU TYSON

TYSON FURY is one of the great entertainers. Boxing will miss him now he's retired. He's a two-time world champion who won his belts on the road and was never afraid of a challenge. Tyson (left) battled back outside of the ring as he returned from a mental health crisis to become king of the heavyweight division again. That in itself is a career- defining achievement but when at his best between the ropes few could match him. The victory over

Max's so cool over £1bn bid

MAX VERSTAPPEN'S camp has issued a cryptic response to talk of a blockbuster £1bn contract offer from Aston Martin.

KYLE CAN HAVE BLADES FINALE

CHRIS WILDER says Kyle Walker has promised to end his career back at Sheffield United - even if he is about to take a detour from Manchester City. Walker, 34, is talking to AC Milan, while he has also had offers from Saudi Arabia.

Brits get hol isles warning

HOLIDAYMAKERS heading to Majorca, Menorca and Ibiza have been issued with a health warning as the Balearics Islands battle a \"quintudemia\".

Patrick wants a hat-trick

PATRICK MAHOMES is hoping three is the magic number as he starts his assault tonight on another Super Bowl bid.

Get rid of so-called experts at snooker

WHY OH WHY do the listeners need to have the so-called experts/commentators there to recap on the game that everyone's JUST watched?? AND spoil everyone's enjoyment while they're playing? They've had their time, Why don't Davis-Parrot-Foulds-McManus and Co SOD OFF and for Gawd sake take Hazel Irvine with em? Foulds/McManus hasn't won a carrot for over 30 YEARS.!!!!!!

Jamie's clear of cancer

TV and radio presenter Jamie Theakston has revealed he is clear of cancer after a four-month battle.

Ole's the boss for Besiktas

FORMER Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is back in management at Turkish club Besiktas. Solskjaer has not held a coaching role since leaving Old Trafford in 2021, but is now in charge of the Super Lig outfit, who have been without a head coach since letting Giovanni van Bronckhorst go last month.

Russ & Jez our heroes'

ANT and Dec admit they owe their careers to 1980s comedy icons Jeremy Beadle and Russ Abbott.

IT'S NUTS! CALORIE COUNTS OFF MENU

Food labels have minuscule effect

AUSTIN MAESTRO

Canny MacPhee can go on leading celebrations

MADDIE: NO ONE TO FACE CHARGES

Nothing to prove perv killed her