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Bottom's up for T funeral

RAPPER Ice-T says the world can “kiss my a**” when he dies.

Amorim Keane to dismiss bad mouthing of his captain marvel

RUBEN REJECTS ROY'S BRUISING BACKLASH

ANGE JUST KILLERS IT

Spurs boss calls out Mr Hindsight

NEIL'S THE FORGOTTEN HERO

HE is the only man alive to have scored the winning goal at Wembley for Newcastle against Liverpool.

SHEFFIELD OF DREAMS

DANNY WILSON sampled the venom of Steel City rivalry on the day he was unveiled as Sheffield United manager - with hundreds of fans protesting against his previous connections with Wednesday.

UNCONFINED JOYEUX

Skelton’s mean Machin the one

Kieran's fired up

KIERAN MCKENNA hopes his relegation-battling Ipswich can lean on home advantage when they host Nottingham Forest today.

FANTASTIC MR BLOCKS

Virgil to follow daughter and take centre stage

Every little thing gonna be all Wright

HAJI VOWS PLAY-OFF PUSH IS ON TRACK

GENGE DAD SET ON MISSING OUT

ENGLAND'S Ellis Genge is ready to miss today's clash with Wales to be at his pregnant partner's side.

Every little thing gonna be all Wright

HAJI WRIGHT says there is no risk of Coventry’s play-off charge being derailed by the shock midweek defeat at struggling Derby.

SHEFFIELD OF DREAMS

Wilson loved it on either side of the Steel divide

Can Wet Lettuce Reeves Romaine?

THE clock is ticking for “Lettuce 2.0” Rachel Reeves after Britain’s economy shrunk 0.1% in January.

Fella wants sex pass

SAYS IT'S REVENGE FOR ME STRAYING

HOL BILL IS FARO ENOUGH

THE Algarve offers the best value for UK holidaymakers.

Review to buy clippers

CAREFUL Brits don’t buy anything without reading a review or receiving a recommendation first.

CHERYL KILLER STALKER JAILED

Girls Aloud star was left very distressed'

BREEZE-Y DOES IT FOR RORY

RORY MCILROY is ready to blow away the rest of the field on a windy weekend at The Players.

Speedy judge in warning

A JUDGE has been given an official warning after being caught speeding so many times that he was banned from the road.

Follow Bridge route to glory

THERE’S a Placepot fund of at least £150,000 up for grabs at Uttoxeter today where the Midlands Grand National takes centre stage.

Trump's plea for troops

DONALD Trump begged Mad Vlad to spare the lives of thousands of “surrounded” Ukrainian troops.

Potter's high bar

GRAHAM POTTER can appreciate it is easy to compare him with David Moyes.

Accent 'stigma'

THE cockney accent has been voted as the \"thick-est\" in the UK

TASTY SCOUSE NIGHT ON CARDS AGAIN

LIVERPOOL is a fighting city close to my heart and Nick Ball is its current star.

Fight brewing over Hackman's fortune

STAR'S SON HIRES TOP CALI LAWYER

JAC EYES MATT FINISH

WALES skipper Jac Morgan is aiming to get Matt Sherratt’s farewell party going by ending his side’s drought against England today.

Fury: I'll come to side Aid

BOXER Tyson Fury has said he will pack a punch as he teams up with former footballer Wayne Rooney to manage the England team in Soccer Aid.

SHARP TANG SHOULD BE TOO STRONG

TANGANYIKA (3.00) gets the vote to win the JenningsBet Midlands National at Uttoxeter today.

Heston French pasting

HESTON Blumenthal once sacked an “arrogant” pastry chef for celebrating when France beat England.

Bird kill bug fear

A DEADLY mosquito-borne disease sweeping the UK now poses a growing threat to humans and animals.