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Match of the lay for footie lovers
SCORE IN BROTHEL
ROBBIE: LET ME ENTERTAIN UFO
Singer a 'messenger' for aliens
WE'RE GOING ON BEAVER PATROL!
Race to spot rodents is on
Be free, Paddy, but not under this roof
CHRIS: NO LOVERS AT OUR HOME
YOU OLD FARTS
Shameless Boomers just love to 'let rip'
A BOT AT GLORY
Soldiers shortage tackled with tech
GLAD I COPIED JET AS A GIRL
Mary swung off curtains like idol
We're a knockout on box together
TONY WANTS MORE TV FUN WITH JUNGLE SAM
DEVIL'S WORK
Wanted: Folk to oust Satan and phantoms
130m-pint Easter wahey!
SPRINGIN' TO RESCUE OF PUBS..
Snorederman!
DOZY CAROL A NO-SHOW AT WEDDING
16m miles of council-run routes slashed since 2010
MORE than 90% council-run bus services have been cut across England since 2010.
SI SENIOR!
Innes ensures Tigers avoid Cupset
Mad Max FOR WOLFF ON THE HUNT
MERCEDES chief Toto Wolff is ready to swoop if he thinks there is a chance of three-time World champion Max Verstappen quitting Red Bull.
007 spooks want new Q
JOB FOR BOND-STYLE BOMB BOFFIN
Stacey: My lifts terror
SHE TAKES STAIRS AFTER GETTING STUCK
BRITS LET RIP
We trump world in farting stakes
WHO'S AFRAID OF MR WOLF?
'Dogs bigger danger'
SCROTOX..YOU MAY FFEL A LITTLE PRICK
Blokes go mad for plumper plums jabs
OFF THEIR REDS
United fans top table of drink and drug arrests
BEASTER
Roadworks & strikes to hit big getaway.. then the rain storms roar in
ISIS IN RUSSIA GIG MASSACRE
Jihadis own up but Vlad blames Ukraine
CABIN AND STACEY
£1.4k to cruise with Nessa
OH NO, THE BOSS IS CALLED DAVID..
Gaffers like Brent make most gaffes
SHAME OF THE CELEB WAZZOCKS
Great Kate climbdown over social media slurs
Ricky: My cars
SKODA TOPS ROLLER FOR TV ROYLE-TY
MP RWANDA JOLLIES COST OVER £400K
Travel and hotels blow-outs
SILVA STAR FOR PEPT
Deflected double keeps Guardiola's Treble hopes alive
BARNES: 'DADDY' VAN DIJK'S STEPPED UP AGAIN THIS TERM
VIRGIL VAN DIJK reminds Kop legend John Barnes of former Anfield team-mate Alan Hansen in terms of the calmness he brings to the Liverpool defence.
ROBINS RELIANT FOR CUP GLORY
Sky Blues boss has history at Wembley