“Here, have a lighthouse in your face. Have a tiny tank. A bridge for you”

Becoming the fidgetiest soldier in MEDAL OF HONOR: ABOVE AND BEYOND

- TYLER WILDE

I am World War II’s biggest jackass. For one thing, I’m terrible about firearm safety – the main problem being that if I have a firearm, I always want to be firing it, sometimes into people’s arms. Other times I hold my sidearm next to a person’s head while they’re talking and empty the magazine into the wall behind them, because I find it funny. Or I shoot at my own feet. Or I pull the pin from a grenade and toss it straight up. Anything to pass the time while Medal of Honor: Above and Beyond’s NPCs talk and talk.