MEGHAN TRIED TO BE BRIT CITIZEN!

Harry's wife was stunned by the exam's difficulty

CAMILLA IS TERRIFIED SHE'LL DIE LIKE DIANA!

Does king's wife have a target on her back?

THE JOY OF SEX - WITH GHOSTS!

Behar fessed up to eerie encounters

JELLY BELLY CAIT PACKS ON 70 LBS!

Weighs lipo or stomach op to slim down

THE JOKE'S ON HOLLYWOOD!

New Ellen stand-up act will harpoon A-list buttheads

BINDI'S HUBBY FINDS MARRIAGE BORING!

CROC HUNTER daughter Bindi Irwin's hubby is getting the \"seven-year itch\" after just two years of marriage and is griping to pals his hard-working young baby mom is \"boring,\" a source tattles.

JANET JACKSON ADOPTING AT 56

Single mom wants sibling for son Eissa

REBA & REX TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING

NEEDY Reba McEntire can't bear to be apart from Rex Linn even for a moment and it's driving their friends batty over feeling shut out of their lives, insiders say.

MADONNA & CARDI B GET DOWN & DIRTY

DESPERATE to stay relevant, aging Madonna triggered a feud with rapper Cardi B by claiming she pioneered today’s trend for female entertainers and celebs to be brazen about liking and wanting sex.

NEUROTIC PARENTS INFECT THEIR KIDS!

Surprising link between sex and anxiety

ELVIS' LAST LOVER IS ALL SHOOK UP!

Linda Thompson saved the addicted King’s life 12 times but has been erased from his legacy

BIDEN BURIES TRUTH ABOUT JFK MURDER!

Hauled into court after coveringup 16,000 documents on Dallas horror

HOLLYWOOD'S NOT WILD ABOUT HARRY

Sussexes squirm as they go from royal to rubbish heap

CONNIE STEVENS' LAST ALOHA!

Hawaiian Eye beauty slowly fading away at nursing home

UFOS SWARMING OVER PACIFIC!

Commercial airline pilots break silence

RUSSIA PLAYING HARDBALL WITH WNBA POTHEAD

Griner sent to prison camp

TV JUNKMAN FRANK STILL PICKING A FIGHT

Eager to dance on Mike Wolfe's grave as antiques show's ratings tank big-time

CRAZED KANYE DEFIANT AS KINGDOM CRUMBLES!

Won't back down as sponsors cancel megabucks deals over shocking rants

DANIEL & RACHEL BONDING OVER BABY

Weisz and Craig believe the time is right to grow their family, an insider claims

SHREWD CHARLIZE MAKES DIESEL SIT UP & BEG!

Vin arranged Fast Furious production around Theron’s busy schedule and will do whatever it takes to have her back, sources say

BRADY'S JILTED EX: PARTY'S OVER FOR TOM & GISELE!

Brady and Bündchen are headed for a nasty divorce after 13 years of marriage, sources blab

CROWE SHEDDING FOR A WEDDING

270-lb. chunk wants to wear a slimline tux

MOUTHY MATT AIN'T JULIA'S FRIEND NO MORE

Matthew Perry says he thought he’d “never be enough” for Roberts, who appeared with him on a Friends episode in 1996

GROPER GOODING GETS OFF EASY!

CLEVER Cuba Gooding Jr. has squeaked by with just a slap on the wrist as he plea-bargained his way out of jail time on charges of forcible touching!

SHATNER, 91, USES SEDUCTION SECRET!

SPACEMAN William Shatner is still a Romeo at age 91 and spouts his original out of-this-world poetry to woo gals, insiders say.

ARNOLD HEARING WEDDING BELLS

HOLLYWOOD heavyweight Arnold Schwarzenegger is ready to terminate bachelorhood for the second time and wed Heather Milligan, his ladylove for the past nine years, sources say.

ELMO KINKSTER GOES DOWN FOR COUNT!

Caught on nanny cam getting freaky with doll

TOM TAKES HIS EYE OFF THE BALL!

Divorcing dad focuses on job instead of his family

PLANET OF THE APES!

Monkeys evolving into new humans

HUNTER BIDEN MARRIAGE CRISIS

Baby mom ready to walk as law & cash crunch close in