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SAD SOAPER'S TRAGIC DECLINE!

FORLORN ex-soaper Robyn Bernard's life was going down the tubes way before she turned up dead last month in an open field in San Jacinto, Calif., sources reveal!

JENNY MCCARTHY'S VIAGRA CONFIDENTIAL

Pinup reveals Playboy Mansion orgies were only has-beens heaven

SCARECROW SCOTT'S WEIRD WEIGHT LOSS!

RUMORS are flying after Kardashian cling-on Scott Disick turned up looking scary skinny during a night out in Tinseltown! Some people fear the reformed boozer has started partying hearty again, while others think his thorny relationship with ex-wife Kourtney Kardashian has simply stressed him out to the point where he's not eating properly.

JIMMIE DODGES GAL'S BEST SHOT

SCANDAL-RAVAGED Jimmie Allen hopes to rescue his rocky marriage and country music career now that his ex-manager has dropped her rape and sexual abuse lawsuit against him, sources squeal.

MYSTERY ENGULFS AIRPLANE SAFETY SQUEALER'S DEATH

John Barnett feared he'd be murdered for exposing Boeing flaws

VAIN DOWNEY'S BEAUTY REGIMEN!

FIRST-TIME Oscar winner Robert Downey Jr. is his own biggest fan — and sources say he hasn’t met a mirror he doesn’t  love!

JEEPERS CREEPERS!

DEAR DR. GILDA: What do you think of Elizabeth Hurley being directed by her own son in steamy sex scenes for a new movie? Isn't that a little creepy?

JAMIE FOXX IS LOSING HIS MOJO!

FICKLE Jamie Foxx has pumped the brakes on proposing to galpal Alyce Huckstepp after getting over his brush with death — and now the Oscar winner has resumed his workaholic ways, tipsters tattle.

NEW MEDICAL AMMO SWATS SUPERBUGS!

TWO revolutionary new antibiotics are being hailed as miracle meds that can kill drug-resistant superbugs and save millions of lives by fighting staph infection and pneumonia!

FRAGILE CARA QUIVERS AS FIRE WIPES HER OUT!

CRUSHED Cara Delevingne lost her $7 million L.A. mansion and nearly all of her worldly possessions in a blazing inferno - and friends of the Only Murders in the Building beauty fear the tragedy will incinerate her newfound sobriety and send her into yet another deep depression!

ANGIE FALLS TO PIECES!

Health tailspin after Brad's winery win

AMERICA ON BRINK OF NEW CIVIL WAR!

Experts fear rhetoric is dumping gas Trump on raging inferno

ZOMBIE JESSICA SHUFFLING INTO DANGER ZONE

Odd & reclusive behavior sparks relapse terror

KANYE CREATES STEPFORD KIM!

Replaces baby mom by dressing Bianca like TV star ex-wife

OSCAR ENVY!

Cillian is killin’ it but A-list rivals freeze him out

WILLIAM & KATE ON THE ROCKS!

Talking divorce as Charles fights to save marriage & the monarchy

GATOR BITES OFF DUDE'S HAND IN FIGHT OVER FISH

A GIGANTIC gator devoured the hand of a fisherman puttering around a Leesburg, Fla., golf course — leaving the unlucky angler with a bloody stump!

KIM PUSHES ODELL TO BE BABY DADDY!

Mom of 4 wants fun in surrogate’s oven

GARTH BUYS FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES!

Spends $3M to build cop shop next to his Nashville honky-tonk

AND THE OSCAR FOR MOST HATED IN H'WOOD GOES TO JIMMY KIMMEL!

Tone-teat attacks on heloved figures make him a pariah

REBA SLAMS EX AS DOUGH-BOY!

Feels Narvel walked when she got too old 0 earn big money

J.LO ICE OUT SOFIA TO SAVE MARRIAGE!

Tired of Ben lrooling over hot tamale

COUNTRY MUSIC'S DIRTY LITTLE SECRET EXPOSED!

Old stars forced to four cause records lon't pay their bills

DEATH RISK FOR TYSON!

One punch could pulverize him in mismatched prizefight

RUST ARMORER'S CONVICTION GETS UNDER ALEC'S SKIN

BLOWHARD Alec Baldwin is on a rampage since movie armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed was convicted of involuntary manslaughter, according to sources who say the actor’s convinced he’ll suffer the same fate for his role in a cinematographer’s death!

SLEEPLESS NIGHTS FOR ROBIN & GEORGE

New ABC honcho putting squeeze on the GMA gang

FATAL DISTRACTION!

Douglas marriage saved by living separate lives

MAYIM BIALIK'S BIGGER BANG FOR THE BUCK!

Courts sitcom comeback after Jeopardy! ouster

WAS MITCH McCONNELL'S SISTER-IN-LAW MURDERED?

Bizarre drowning in deathtrap Tesla triggers fears of foreign espionage

CHARLES LOOSING HIS GRASP ON THRONE!

Fears Windsor dynasty will die along with king