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Porch pirate bear snarfs up take-out chicken dinner

THE BIG LIE!

New York politician caught inventing his entire past!

KATE TUNES UP ITO SING FOR HER SUPPER

ACTRESS Kate Hudson is singing a new tune — literally! The 43-year-old Almost Famous star has had enough music men in her life to start a band, but now she’s ready to grab the mic herself and release her debut album in 2023.

NEW TEST PREDICTS CERVICAL CANCER

A NEWLY developed test predicts potentially dangerous cervical cell changes in gals and may provide a game-changing tool against cancer, say researchers.

SHOP SMART FOR HEART HEALTH!

Supplements fail to lower cholesterol

GRANDKID GIVES WILLIS WILL TO KEEP FIGHTING!

THE joyful news Bruce Willis is going to be a grandfather gave the Die Hard hero a renewed will to live, according to sources who say he wants time to bond with the tyke before he is overtaken by the ravages of a rare brain disorder!

IDAHO MONSTER KNEW HIS VICTIMS!

Inside bloody Hell House where four innocents died

CHINA UNLEASHES NEW COVID THREAT!

DEADLY COVID-19 is tearing through China, and experts fear the latest viral surge in the communist country will spark a new global health catastrophe!

HACKSAW DUGGAN CUTS INTRUDER DOWN TO SIZE!

WRESTLING legend “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan proved he can still pin the bad guys — leveling a home intruder then holding him at gunpoint until cops arrived!

PLANE NUTS CBS GETS BLACK EYE!

CBS News is getting big blowback for promoting the idea airplane-tossing turbulence is caused by climate change!

HYPOCRITE HANNITY DIDN'T SWALLOW ELECTION BUNK!

FOX News blowhard Sean Hannity admitted under oath he never thought Donald Trump was cheated out of victory in the 2020 presidential election by a voting tech company — despite helping bolster the bogus claims on his own prime-time program!

CHEATING AMY IS TV POISON!

Counting days 'til GMA anchor gets tossed overboard

CUOMO & CONWAY GET IN BED TO TRUMP DONALD!

TURNCOAT Trumpster Kellyanne Conway is ruthlessly kicking the ex-prez to the curb and teaming up with former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo in an unlikely political alliance that’s shocked Washington!

BIDEN DUMPS KAMALA!

Harris blocks Joe's path to winning second term

KIM GIVES J.LO THE BRUSH-OFF IN HAIR WARS!

HIGH-PONY hairdo queens Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian are gearing up for the hairpull of the century as they fight to win the loyalty of their shared mane man, hairdresser to the stars Chris Appleton!

REMORSEFUL SAWYER MISSES BOAT ON BABS!

Too late to bury hatchet with flemented Walters

NEIGHBORS HOWL OVER GERE'S TOWER POWER!

Actor blocks view for rich famous

SLY HITS DOLPH BELOW THE BELT!

THE gloves are off between Rocky stars Sylvester Stallone and Dolph Lundgren as the two Hollywood heavyweights square off ina brutal real-life smackdown!

FRASIER TURNS DISCOUNT DOC!

TV's Dr. Frasier Crane may be a highbrow elitist, but the long-awaited reboot featuring the fussy '90s psychiatrist is decidedly low-budget with a bunch of nobodies getting paid peanuts, tipsters tattle.

FAILING FALLON WAS A BAD BET!

NBC has buyer's remorse as Gutteld kicks Jimmy's butt

WEDDING BELLE CHER, 76, GETS $250G SPARKLER

SMITTEN Cher is sporting a huge diamond ring from toyboy Alexander A.E.” Edwards and insiders squeal the superstar, 76, is now engaged to the 36-year-old music executive.

LANA STICKS IT TO EX WITH AD IN HIS FACE!

SCHEMING Lana Del Rey is promoting her new album on a single billboard — which just happens to be right where ex-boyfriend Sean “Sticks” Larkin lives!

FEARS AS MINDY SHRINKS TO 100 LBS.

FEISTY funnylady Mindy Kaling’s rapid weight loss has reduced her to skin and bones — and friends are worried sick!

JANET JACKSON ON NIP/TUCK BENDER!

Following brother Michael’s freaky footsteps before tour

CHARLES EVICTS SEX CREEP ANDY!

Disgraced duke booted from Buckingham Palace

WHO NEEDS SUPERMAN?

Capeless Cavill lands on his feet

CELINE IN GRIPS OF INCURABLE DISEASE

Widowed mother may not sing again

ELLE SNAPS HER NECK!

King is recovering after a nasty fall at home

TERRIFIED LEANN COUGHS UP BLOOD!

Rips vocal cord in flu nightmare

HILARIA'S ENDLESS RED CARPET WALK!

ALEC BALDWIN’s attention-seeking wife, Hilaria, 38, was spotted walking the same red carpet not once but FOUR times at Harry and Meghan’s New York City charity event, clearly hoping to steal the spotlight from the royal renegades!