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WHAT A JOKE

STUART KETTLEWELL reckons it is laughable for anyone to question Andy Halliday’s commitment to Motherwell.

Simo's Steely resolve

Perth boss insists it will be all business on his return to Fir Park

Novichok cop: The moment I realised I'd been poisoned

A FORMER police officer choked back tears as he recalled being poisoned with Novichok while on duty in Salisbury.

Lisbon Lion statue bid raises £50k

Cash rolls in for Hoops hero honour

Judi Love: I want to do a PhD on laughter..

JUDI Love’s mantra is that laughter is healing, so it should come as no surprise that the comedian now plans to do a PhD on the subject.

2 CRASH TRUCKER WAS ON WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD

Lorry driver ignored warning before causing A9 collision

10 TAKEN TO HOSPITAL AFTER FIRE AT FLATS

Cops probe cause of property blaze

Post office robber is jailed for four years

Staff refused to hand over till cash

MINISTER SNARED IN PAEDO STING

Predator banned from contact with kids

Strictly Amy: Saturday is going to be tough..

Crocked dancer's agony over missing milestone

Give the dog a clone

For his latest trick, Las Vegas magician replaces retiring sidekick with very own doggleganger

Annus horribilis

Prince's hell as father and wife battled cancer

Priest fury at go-ahead for new Orange walk

Churchman spat on during march hits out at latest ruling

Ex-Rangers ace charged after crash death

Cops say footballer set for court as pedestrian dies in hospital

Whole squad.. minus Melania

Trump clan celebrate his historic comeback

You can't love your country only when you win.. you can't love your neighbour only when you agree

OUTGOING president Joe Biden urged Americans to come together in the wake of Donald Trump's election victory.

TEDDY WAS SCREAMING WHEN HE GOT A GLIMPSE OF HIS FACE IN THE MIRROR

Dog attack leaves boy with life-changing scar's | Gran demands XL bully breeds be banned outright

SCOTLAND STAR HENDRY IN LOVE AGAIN I'VE FOUND MY BRAVEHEART

Football hero gets together with Next girl

MSP missed climate vote for Oz 'junket'

Boyack posted missing for crucial green debate

SPAIN CALLING OUT

LADY OF SPAIN (3.10) should turn on the style for Roger Varian in the fillies’ handicap at Southwell.

BASQUE IN THE SHOW

Mendilibar eyes Euro treble in Bilbao

BARCA ARE POLES APART

ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI continued his red-hot scoring form, bagging a double as Barcelona earned a third consecutive Champions League win by thrashing Red Star Belgrade 5-2.

DON'T TAKE THE MYK

I faced grapple master Amo so I know a shocking pen call when I see it

Rory goes for Trump card

The Donald 'clears way' for LIV peace deal. claims Mcllroy

I don't think I've always been successful in relationships I don't know what it is

SHIRLEY Ballas admits she's eternally unlucky in love as she splits from her long-term partner.

DEVASTATED

Fury over 'slap on wrist' for slip road smash trucker who left pair dead

EVIL AND ROTTEN

Jail for 'out-of-control' thug who knifed Cameron to death

Mr Bond, we've been expecting you.. for years

JAMES Bond fans could, wait over five years to see 007 return to screens.

£35k MOVIES FRAUD MUM GETS TAGGED

Claimed daughter mingled with A-listers

OAP FUEL CASH U-TURN

Swinney could pile pressure on Labour by restoring winter cash