CATEGORIES

IS TAYLOR BATTLING THE BOTTLE?

Fans decode cry for help in new lyrics

SAD SACK MORGAN SCHEMES TO AVOID JAIL IN CHAIR-TOSS

COUNTRY bad boy Morgan Wallen kicked off a private apology tour after being arrested for tossing a chair off a bar rooftop in downtown Nashville!

KNOCKING HER BLOCK OFF!

Tinseltown turns on tacky J.Lo

WORKING GIRL MELANIE IN HOUSEWIVES DUST-UP!

Fears H'wood star will outshine cast

BIBLE-BELTER KANYE IS PORN AGAIN!

Wants to launch X-rated film studio

JUSTIN MOVES OUT TO SAVE MARRIAGE!

But time alone gives The Biebs the heebie-jeebies

TOP GUN TOM'S MUG IS MELTING!

A GING Tom Cruise's obsession with plastic surgery has left him looking haggard ― and sources say he's desperate for more nip/tucks to shore up his falling face!

KILLER ZOMBIE DISEASE COMING FOR HUMANS!

Chronic wasting virus hops from infected deer

THE JOKE'S ON MEGHAN!

Diva duchess is Hollywood laughingstock after new flops

HOT FLASH! DRUG ZAPS MENOPAUSE!

A REVOLUTIONARY new drug may allow women to give menopause a miss!

DYING TO GET SLIM!

Hollywood A-listers' diet drug injections are dance with death

JOHN JABS VIN & ROCK BROMANCE!

GABBY grappler John Cena is putting the squeeze on Vin Diesel and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson by telling tales about their past feud — and sources say the Fast & Furious frenemies are now bonding over their shared contempt for the Peacemaker star!

KARDASHIAN DAD HELPED O.J.GET AWAY MURDER!

Buried knife & bloody clothes

LONELY REESE HIRES HELP TO FIND A MAN!

WITHERING Reese Witherspoon hasn’t had a lick of luck on the dating scene — even though ex-husband Jim Toth has happily moved on — and sources say she is throwing money at a professional matchmaker to help her get back on the horse!

DEMANDING ANGIE FINDS WORMS IN APPLE DATING

MAN-HUNGRY Angelina Jolie hoped moving to New York would make finding love easier, but she’s derailing her Sex and the City fantasy with a negative attitude and long list of dating demands, spies squeal.

HENPECKED HARRY FINALLY FIGHTS BACK

Has words with domineering wife after humiliating polo match incident

SWIFT SOUAD HATES KELCE!

TAYLOR SWIFT’s besties are worried stiff the goody-goody singer’s serious about saying I do to NFL slobster Travis Kelce and are saying he’s not good enough for her, sources dish.

LIEV'S MIND GETS ERASED

IT’S every actor’s worst nightmare — Liev Schreiber forgot his lines on stage!

DESPERATE HEATHER CALLS IN HER CHIPS!

TINSELTOWN trainwreck Heather Locklear begged T her former co-stars to sign on for a Melrose Place reunion in a desperate bid to jump-start her comatose career, say sources.

GEEZER CLINT GOES TO POT AT ANCIENT 93!

LIVING movie legend Clint Eastwood has always been known for his impeccably coiffed hair and snappy duds, but in a rare recent public appearance, the 93-year-old Oscar winner looks like a homeless old geezer!

DEEP FREEZE FOR COLD CASE STARS!

CELEBRATED TV series Cold Case is returning to the airwaves after a 15-year hiatus but the original show's acting linchpins Kathryn Morris and Danny Pino won't be a part of the revamp!

QUEEN BEY LINING DOLLY'S POCKETS

NASHVILLE newbie Beyoncé got some giddyup and go for her Country Carter album with her new lyrical spin on Dolly Parton's 1973 classic Jolene but sources dish the R&B queen is sending all of the dough earned from the ditty straight to the Smoky Mountain songbird!

WYNONNA'S AT THE END OF HER ROPE!

Daughter's sex bust & mom's suicide haunt troubled singer

ELVIS LOVE CHILD CORNERS PRISCILLA

Demands fans learn the truth

DOUGLAS SLURPING FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH

NOW that he’s pushing 80, Fatal Attraction stud Michael Douglas is more desperate than ever to turn back the clock on the signs of aging, both for the sake of his career and to hang on to his younger wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones, 54, insiders crow.

ABOVE THE LAW!

Explosive court papers dish Scientology warred on lawmen to protect Masterson rape secrets

NEW WALLOP FOR WILD MAN WALLEN!

More rehab & Worse after latest boozy bust

BIRD FLU PANDEMIC: THE DANGER IS REAL!

A MENACING new strain of bird flu has infected a man in Texas, sparking fears the virus is FAR deadlier than COVID-19 and America's being ravaged by a secret pandemic!

NORTH WEST'S $30K PAYDAY!

Wiseass kid follows Kim & Kanye's lead

SHILOH'S TRICKY PARTY FAVOR!

Won't blow out candles until Brad & Angie kiss and make up