Milanoir

A crime against your controller

We’ve bested Bloodborne, aced every level in Hotline Miami on the way to the Platinum Trophy and conquered the notoriously tough Super Meat Boy, but even we were forced to concede defeat when faced with our toughest challenge yet: wrestling with Milanoir’s terrible controls.

An action game inspired by 1970’s Italian crime films, Milanoir puts you in the shoes of a violent mafia hitman. Shooting sections where you fight against the henchmen of rival mob bosses are interspersed with boat and car chases, boss battles on subway trains, ambushes where vans try to run you down, and even a stint in prison.