A Self-Portrait In Words

I’m a 30-something woman: smart, tall (5’7” without heels), with long legs and dark hair down to my waist.

- Chastity Fernandes

I’m a driven, successful professional. I think long walks on the beach and foreplay are overrated. I like spending time with my family – but only during festivals and holidays, and when my father drinks his malt. The rest of the time, I’d rather be watching House Of Cards or scrolling through recipes on Instagram for dishes I’ll never cook but are pretty to look at. I like travelling, but not like a hippie. I don’t want to quit my job and see the world – I want to conquer it. I lean in. I stand out. And, oh yes, in case you’re really old-school, I’m convent educated, and my complexion is none of your business, and unless your mom is cool, I’m not going to bother with her much. 

Do I sound like I’d be right up your alley?

Or do I make you scared?