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Pal's in danger with ex

SHOULD I warn an old mate that chasing after my ex-husband is a big mistake?

Hatton's full blast

TYRRELL HATTON has no plans to lose his fire after winning the Hero Dubai Desert Classic on his return to the DP World Tour.

VITOR NEEDS TWO TO BEAT DROP

VITOR PEREIRA is determined to add more quality to his squad as he battles to pull Wolves away from the drop zone.

A rasher decision

BREAKFAST is regularly referred to as the most important meal of the day.

Gravy sickos are a sausage short of a fry-up

GRAVY on fry-ups is more popular than brown sauce, a shock study has found.

Don dances like he's a big baby!

Y.M.C.A. STAR JIG JIBE

Djokovic refuses to drop TV boycott

NOVAK DJOKOVIC boycotted his post-match interview in protest at \"insulting and offensive\" comments by presenter Tony Jones on the host broadcaster.

JAYDEN'S COMMAND PERFORMANCE

JAYDEN DANIELS says the Washington Commanders believe they can go all the way after they upset the Detroit Lions.

TRUE HERO LAW GETS SEND-OFF FIT FOR A KING

THE King of the Stretford End has gone but will never be forgotten. Manchester United paid a fitting tribute - before kick-off, at least - to Denis Law, one of the greatest players to pull on their jersey. Or any football jersey, for that matter.

Gold busk

CIAN'S AIMING FOR ANOTHER VICTORY

Creepy Jez's 4 pints of milk a day shame

COW JUICE REPLACES NICE WINE

My sex thriller flopped

I PUT on a sexy show and a striptease for my boyfriend and all he did was heckle. I laid a trail of rose petals from the front door to our bedroom. I lit candles and greeted him with a glass of fizz. I invited him to settle down while I talked dirty and then went into a slow, sensual dance. He couldn't have been less turned on if he'd tried. He openly guffawed and said I looked comical. Then he snapped the lights and on and boomed: \"What's for tea? I'm starved.\"

HIP HIP NO WAY

Pain too much as Draper Jacks it in

Drivers swerve courts

A RECORD 2million rogue road users avoided prosecution by opting to go on training courses last year.

TORY TOADIES IN FREEZE-OUT

RIGHT-wing British supporters of Trump have been left out in the cold after the decision to move his inauguration indoors.

Sam: I'm A Celeb Quity

REALITY OVER FOR THOMPSON

WIDE OF THE TARGET

Enzo gives Blues flankers flak over scoring stats

WRATH OF THE TEMPEST

75MPH ATLANTIC WINDS TO BATTER BRITAIN

Jamie's cheers for Cam

JAMIE Foxx has been Cameron Diaz's \"biggest cheerleader\" as she returns to the movies. The 57-year-old actor stars alongside Cameron, 52, in Back In Action - her first film for 10 years.

Invasion of the Humpbacks

Having whale of a time off British coast

End of road for Pothole

A VETERAN campaigner dubbed \"Mr Pothole\" is giving up after 12 years of fighting for better roads. Mark Morrell declared: \"I've lost faith completely in any government wanting to do something.\"

Factory blow to find E.T

A GIANT gas factory could wreck mankind's quest to find aliens in deep space.

PEP'S SIXY FOOTBALL

Champions turn it on in romp

HOLLY SHORE IS GLAD FOR BREAK

HOLLY Hagan signed up for a return to Geordie Shore to get a break from mum duties.

Your Manbaby's Chaps Analysis

VILLAGE People hope to \"bring the country together\" today at the big Orange Manbaby's inauguration.

Winter worries still chill

MOST people are as worried about paying energy bills as they were last winter, despite a fall in prices. Some 88% of Brits are as concerned or even more so than in 2024, amid mounting calls for a social tariff for consumers.

Dele set for debut

DELE ALLI has made his long-awaited return to football after signing an 18-month deal in Italy with Como.

Drivers' tyre fail danger

DRIVERS are risking lives by failing to check the tread on their tyres.

She won't leave & I'm suspicious

BONDS WITH MY MAN

Law was one of football's greats..

God bless Denis Law you are now with Bobby & George, what a team in heaven - Banks, Beckenbauer, Moore Cruff + king PELE. rip Denis. mFfc