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FRENCH 'NON' TO MIGRANT RESCUE PLAN

'Taxi service' farce in the Channel

Vanessa: My new show is about you

HOST UP FOR 'HONEST' CHATS

Who do you think they are?

WORST WAXWORKS EVER

INVASION OF THE ALIEN SLUGS

Bloated ETs 'just like Jabba'

Liam girl: I only get out of bed for dog

DEVASTATED MODEL SAYS WALKS HELP

Strike's blamed for rats

RATS the size of cats are plaguing Birmingham.

Jesy in fear for her tots

AN EMOTIONAL Jesy Nelson revealed last night she is having complications with her pregnancy.

SNATCH Exp OF THE DAY

Elliott and Alisson a pair of stunners

BOFFS: SUN'S OUT SUNBURN IS OUT

'Nannying' weather fears

Kane is the ace of brace

HARRY KANE took his Champions League tally for the season to nine as Bayern Munich beat Bundesliga rivals Bayer Leverkusen 3-0.

Queue are YOU?

STANDING too close to someone and talking on the phone are among the top queueing crimes.

Benny pops & then drops!

STAR BLANC-ED OUT

Surge in women medics

THE UK has more women doctors than men for the first time, a study found.

Son threatens me to hand over cash

I'VE HAD ENOUGH ABUSE

World Cup bid

ENGLAND will join with Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales to bid to host the women’s World Cup.

Keith's role for Enders

KEITH Allen has landed a role in EastEnders.

Have fun in the sun

WE probably over-obsess about weather chat in this country.

LITTLE ARTIST'S BIG EXHIBITION

A TALENTED eight-year-old artist who taught himself how to paint is now holding his own exhibition.

MORE HACKMAN DEATH MYSTERY

GENE Hackman and his wife may have died in a “companion suicide” but it’s more likely that he collapsed from a heart attack, an expert reckons.

POWER POINTS

Taylor can see Littler notching 120 average

Manbaby has betrayed his allies & Nato

Trump, the world can see your dishonest corrupt actions & betrayel of NATO & Western Allies. The world has witnessed you & your pet humiliate President Volodomyr Zelensky, & your collaboration with Russia. Lawman

Robert 'old age' Batman

ROBERT Pattinson fears he is going to be “old” by the time he makes a sequel to The Batman.

Hole lot of work

A TRADESMAN says he has fixed nearly 600 pot-holes - and saved the taxpayer more than £100,000.

Gone Smith

MARCUS FIRED FOR ITALIAN JOB WITH DALY BACK IN

Aspirin cancer defence

SCIENTISTS have discovered how aspirin may prevent some cancers from spreading.

Rapist's toll may pass 50

A STUDENT convicted of drugging and raping 10 women is feared to be one of the UK’s most prolific sexual predators.

Alas poor Dr Who

TENNANT: I'LL PLAY SKULL IN HAMLET..

IN CRUST WE TRUST

Comic: Save future of our pie & mash

HEAVEN 17

Special Nwan can fire us to Euro glory says Merino

HOTHEAD CUNHA UNDER FIRE

WOLVES forward Matheus Cunha faces an extended ban after being charged with improper conduct following his dismissal in last week’s FA Cup penalty shootout defeat at Bournemouth.