Here comes TROUBLE...

Kerry 'Cher' Wyatt returns to the village in a police car Back in November 2022, a sombre Kerry left the village for a job on a cruise ship. Devastated to discover that late fiancé Al Chapman had been planning a new life with another woman, she took Chas’ advice to have some time out – little realising that Chas was Al’s mystery lover.

This week, she returns from the high seas, and sombre is definitely not the word we’d use to describe her. The Geordie drama magnet tips up in a police car, having been arrested for stealing jewellery, and she’s dressed as pop icon Cher. Clearly, when it comes to valuable gems, Kezza believes we should ‘Cher and Cher alike’.