THE UK's least-rubbish politician failed to win the race to be London's mayor - but he still walloped far-right Britain First.
And now Count Binface has his sights squarely on becoming our next Prime Minister.
Last night, he declared war on Rishi Sunak and warned him he is coming for his constituency - and his job.
The Count said: "If Rishi Sunak is Prime Minister by the time of the election, I've heard lovely things about Richmond, North Yorkshire."
Supporters of Binface reckon his impressive performance in the capital was just a stepping stone for a tilt at the top job.
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