TUBBY tyrant Kim Jongun stuck out like a bulging pot belly in his starving North Korean homeland, but now, the lardball has suddenly dropped about 50 pounds due to stomach stapling surgery!
New official photos show the 5-foot-8 dictator’s clothes are hanging off his body — sparking government press organs to mourn his suffering — while food shortages have the Commie country’s 25 million teetering at starvation.
“Seeing our respected general secretary looking emaciated breaks our people’s hearts the most,” a citizen was quoted as saying in a propaganda sheet. “Everyone is talking about how their tears welled up immediately.”
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