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DON JR'S IN THE SOUP FOR DEAD DUCK!

GUN-TOTIN' first son Donald Trump Jr.has found himself in hot water for brazenly blasting a protected species of migratory bird during a recent hunting trip to Italy and now the Italians are taking steps to sanction him!

ALABAMA DOOMSDAY VIRUS!

Deadly new pathogen could cripple the world

NO LAUGHS FOR KANYE ON SNL

CRANKY Kanye West wasn't getting any guffaws from Saturday Night Live - and the humorless hitmaker repeatedly ripped the cast for putting on lackluster performances, according to show alum Bill Hader.

WEST GOING SOUTH AS HE UPS THE CRAZY!

Rapper's mad rants on Nazis go DEFCON 3

BEYONCE'S HAD A BELYFUL OF 50 WEIGHT GAIN!

A \"BALLOONING\" Beyoncé is wigging out over her estimated 50-pound weight gain, insiders tell The National ENQUIRER!

ENTITLED ELLEN NEEDLING NEW UK NEIGHBORS!

Complain she made secret renos to $18M mansion

DRY JENNINGS FEARS JOB LOSS TO JOLLY JOST!

Lower ratings show writing on the wall

JESSE'S BAD JOKES BACKFIRE!

JERKY Jesse Watters really put his foot in it when he joked about his spouse cheating when his OWN affair with current wife Emma DiGiovine dynamited his previous marriage - and coworkers are calling him out as a hypocrite, titter tattlers!

OLD STARS GET KICKS FROM REEBOOTS!

Gellar is latest to mine past glories

GROHL BEGS WIFE: MARRY ME AGAIN!

Trying to make up for affairs & love child

Conspiracy Bombshell! KENNEDY MURDER SOLVED!

Hoover's revenge hit on JFK exposed in secret FBI files after 62 years!

BRADY FLEES FROM SIGHT OF GISELE'S LOVELY LIFE!

Chucks $150M estate where her ghost lurks

CALVIN IN DECLINE!

Fears faltering fashion great is on last legs

ANDREW SWEATS OVER SECRET EPSTEIN EMAILS!

Walls close in as FBI sniffs around prince's bond with perv

BICKERING OBAMAS DIVVY UP $70M SPOILS!

Secretly unravel vast empire while heading to divorce

CASH-POOR HUNTER GOES CRYING TO PAPA!

Blundering Biden's world collapses

DR.PHIL FLOUNDERS AS NETWORK TOPPLESS!

Bleeding cash, staff & purpose

ROGUE ASTEROID HEADED OUR WAY!

Scientists scramble to predict path before it can wipe out cities

UNHAPPY HODA HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS!

Misses fame fortune of Today throne

TRANS KILLER LOVES PRISON!

Free to wander in bra & panties

RUSSELL BRANDED!

Controversial podcaster flees to U.S. as claims of sexual assault pile up

JUDGE SLAPS DOWN HARVEY WHINE-STEIN!

CONVICTED rapist Harvey Weinstein is begging officials to move up his sex crimes trial date in New York because he fears he'll die in the city's notoriously dangerous Rikers Island lockup before he ever gets his day in court!

OLD TWEETS, NEW WOES FOR KARLA!

BIG-MOUTH trans actress Karla Sofía Gascón is desperately trying to walk back past racist and Islamophobic social media posts in hopes they won't derail her chances of winning a best actress Oscar for Emilia Pérez.

CAROLINE COMES OUT SWINGING!

Bashes cuz RFK Jr in bid to follow in JFK's footsteps

JITTERY JORDAN'S FULL COURT PRESS TO SALVAGE SON!

BASKETBALL big shot Michael Jordan is I reeling over the Florida arrest of his reality TV star son, Marcus who's accused of driving under the influence and cocaine possession - say sources, who dish the NBA legend is determined to save his wayward kid!

NBC CHUCKS TODD!

Humiliated journo tries to spin exit

HARRY BEGS MEGHAN TO STAND BY HER MAN!

Insecure il wants distracted luichess to repel flivorce rumors

BEYONCE'S SWEET REVENGE!

Cowboy Carter album kicks butt at Grammys

O.J. HOUSE CLEANING!

Estate sues to boot son from squatting

BODY-BARING CHER MADE MACKIE BLUSH!

MORTIFIED Bob Mackie admits he didn't always want credit for designing Cher's fashions because he was embarrassed by the superstar's skinbaring style!