You're next, Vic...

Meena plots murder when she hears David declaring his love to the single mum

- Alison Slade

David and Victoria were always a perfect match. We’re talking the Dales’ Mr. Metcalfe and Ms. Sudgen, not the Beckhams, although fair play – 22 years married and still going strong (stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Rebecca Loos).

This week, after several stolen kisses and countless lingering looks, David finally tells the single mum that he loves her. Problem is, he already has a girlfriend, and what’s more, she’s a psycho killer and has overheard every word.