Dick jokes and repetition in Far Cry 5: Lost On Mars
We now have conclusive evidence of dick jokes on Mars. From a gun called the Nut Hugger, to an ability called the Cock Blocker, to a mission to locate a detached human penis, it’s recently been officially confirmed that the red planet can support dozens of dong references. Unfortunately, Lost on Mars, the second add-on for Far Cry 5, doesn’t support much else.
You play as pilot Nick Rye, one of the companion characters from Far Cry 5, but Hurk Drubman Jr. is the real star of Lost on Mars. Hurk’s body has been dismembered by arachnids and scattered around the planet, with Hurk spending most of the adventure as a hovering ‘Brobot’. After teleporting you to Mars, Hurk becomes your sidekick as you collect his remains and acquire power cores to reactivate an AI he’s become smitten with.
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