Strictly Adult Hotels Uncensored

From Dnd Beaches to Racy Suites; Pleasure Kits to Erotic Libraries, We Frisked the Planet and Found the Sexiest Hotels and Suites, Guaranteed to Turn Up the Heat on Your Next Adult-only Vacation. Single or Not, There’ll Be Plenty of ‘firsts’ on Your ‘naughty Bucket List’.

- Jaya Sharma

NO HOLDS BARRED, NO KIDDING

15 Hotels With a No-child Policy You Need to Visit Right Now

1 ZOETRY PARAISO DE LA BONITA

RIVIERA MAYA, MEXICO

For uninterrupted, unadulterated adult time, stay at Zoetry where guests are treated to ‘Endless Privileges’—90 exquisite oceanfront suites and villas are appointed with plunge pools, sun terraces, Bvlgari bath amenities, and all day in-room dining. Although there’s much to explore at the property, we recommend you stay-in for loads of quality time with your partner.

2 PUNTA CANA ALL PRINCESS SUITES RESORT AND SPA—ADULTS ONLY

DOMINICAN REPUBLIC

Their no-children policy allows heaps of adult entertainment options. Think sensual spa packages at the Metamorphosis Spa, exotic dance lessons, the Avalon night casino, private beach dinners, disco Areito, and the Serenata Theatre which hosts everything from masquerade balls to burlesque stage performances.

3 KOMANDOO MALDIVES ISLAND

RESORT MALDIVES

Ranked as one of the most romantic hotels in the world, you should know they have a Live Webcam that telecasts on their website, overlooking the infinity pool.

4 HOTEL AMOUR /

Paris

Dark corridors lead up to 20 rooms, each stranger than the other—A leather room, a Batman and Robin room, one with 200 disco balls, and another with a shelf of creepy plastic toy figures; a huge collage of vintage X-rated magazines forms the wall of one, while a stool in the shape of a phallus sits in another.

5 THE CAVES NEGRIL /

Jamaica