
LUCKY President Joe Biden is fortunate to be alive after five vehicles used in his motorcade were mysteriously engulfed by fire - one day after they were used to ferry him around Nantucket Island! Now, intelligence experts exclusively tell The National ENQUIRER the suspicious infernos bear the hallmarks of an assassination attempt by jihadi terrorist bombers!
"It's almost inconceivable that five individual vehicles would explode into flames all at the same time - unless they were wired to do so," notes a source. "If I were betting on what occurred, I'd say whoever planted the bombs mistakenly set them to detonate on the wrong day!" Tipsters reveal the SUVs were rented at Nantucket Memorial Airport - a stone's throw from where the POTUS, 80, and his immediate family spent the Thanksgiving holiday.
"It would have been lethal had someone been traveling in the vehicles at the time," says the source.
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