HOLIDAY bookings around election day are soaring as fed-up voters desperately try to flee Britain.
Brits want to "do a Biggles" and jump on a plane to avoid politicians droning on endlessly for six weeks.
Travel chiefs say holidaymakers are so "fed up" with hearing politicians gibber on endlessly they've been snapping up sunny getaways.
Package holiday firm On the Beach recorded a massive 200% increase in website traffic and a 57% rise in bookings just moments after the PM had finished his sodden speech outside No10.
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