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CITY IN FOR ANOTHER RUUD AWAKENING

RUUD VAN NISTELROOY believes Leicester must be perfect to get a result against ailing champions Manchester City tomorrow.

Cunha the conjurer for Pereira

VITOR PEREIRA has hailed Matheus Cunha as 'a magician'.

CLAYTON CHOKER

Jonny sneaks emotional win

Woody hoping name's on trophy

LUKE WOODHOUSE turned the tables on nine-dart Damon Heta and warned:

Darnold hailed a Viking warrior

AARON JONES has saluted quarterback Sam Darnold for shutting out the pain as he attempts to lead Minnesota to their first Super Bowl win.

REV CROSS WITH HAPPY CLAPPERS

Vicars not keen on new church trend

Cartels test killer drugs on homeless

CARTELS are using homeless people as guinea pigs to test new versions of danger drug fentanyl.

Wokewatchers

SCHOOL WORKER COMP CLAIM LOSS

BLACKOUTS ARE RACIST

'Harmful' words memo for pharmacists

Corrie making a killer comeback

A LEGENDARY Corrie killer is set for a sensational return to the cobbles and it's bad news for Carla Connor.

MONEY MAKER ON THE CARDS!

Celeb fans help to boost demand for collection craze

CHEERS TO A FIT HARRY!

TRAITORS champ Harry Clark has revealed how his weight ballooned after supping too many free beers since winning the show.

Cool hand Luke

DARTS wonderkid Luke Littler barely practices and spends most of his time chilling on his phone.

DRY JAN? BOTTOMS UP YOURS

WETHERSPOONS is set to scupper Dry January by flogging pints for 99p.

MIRIAM'S F-RATED TROPHY HUNT VID

MIRIAM Margolyes has issued an expletive-filled video message to the Government urging action on trophy hunting.

TA FIDO! WE NOW HAVE CANINE LIVES

DOGS really are man's best friend as they could hold the secret to living longer.

MY NEW GUY'S THANKS TO DI!

Princess's ghost sent me husband

Mad Vlad lets loose sex killer

FED VICTIMS TO DOGS

So grate! What a crackling watch..

VIRTUAL' FIRE WAS HOT XMAS SMASH

RETURN OF THE MASKS

COVID-style restrictions are back to combat the \"quad-demic\".

FLY MO'S A CURT ABOVE

Salah and Jones pull leaders clear

IT'S ERL GONE PEAR SHAPED

Haaland's pen howler sums up City season

FIRE IN HIS 'NELLI

Mik backs hungry Gab to grab his big chance

GRANDADDY COOL

Luke out! White is expert in taking down Littler

BAN THE MAN

O'Brien's the Kempton King while Hendo's Hill is back

COUNTRY WALKS BEAT LONELINESS

Jules & army of pals raise cash for heroes

Space boff launches a rocket pan

COOKING GETS FIREPOWER BOOST

I SING WHEN I'M BINNING

Madcap busker's dirty habit

10FT TALL ALIENS GUARD OUR CITY

E.T.'s sea base `shielding locals from hurricane

Trampling victim's killer cow warning

HEADBUTT ATTACK BY VICIOUS CATTLE