BRATTY kids are causing a dire shortage of Santas- even bad ones like Billy Bob Thornton in the classic film.
'D Fewer men are coming forward to play jolly Saint Nick in shops and grottos - with badly behaved children cited as a key reason.
Santa Clauses also have to use the right pronouns, grow real beards, have DBS checks and put up with pushy parents.
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