A MAN'S penis padlock had to be removed after he split with his girlfriend - who had the only key.
The hapless man bought the lock about eight months ago.
He wore it from time to time and his then girlfriend kept hold of the key.
However, the unnamed man has spent the last three months trying to remove it after breaking up with his lover.
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