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<p><strong>THE Pope has slammed his bishops for falling for Del Boystyle hoaxes and ruled only he can verify supernatural miracles.</strong></p>
<p>Pope Francis wants to put a stop to laughable scams like the weeping statue of the Virgin Mary Derek Trotter claimed to have seen in his local church in Only Fools And Horses.</p>
<p>Yesterday the pontiff, 87, acted to stop real-life scammers inventing fake miracles to take worshippers for a ride. He changed the rules by which holy apparitions can be declared authentic wresting power away from bishops and handing it to the Vatican.</p>
<p>No future alleged holy visions are expected to be declared real.</p>
<p>Instead - even in the most convincing of cases - the Vatican will issue a non-committal doctrinal green light called "nihil obstat".</p>
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