MY mate said he wanted to go on safari in Africa to see some cheetahs.
I told him to save his time and money by going to watch the Australian cricket team instead.
Nobody was too surprised by the Aussies being labelled rule benders.
When I visited Australia, the immigration officer asked me if I had a criminal record. I said: “Oh, is that still required?”
It was certainly a controversial end to the Lord’s test. England player Jonny Bairstow seemed to have no idea why he was given out. He looked stumped to me.
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