A "SCRAWNY and menacing" gimp clad from head to toe in black and speaking in tongues is terrorising a sleepy village.
Startled residents claim the fiend has been running at them and yelling nonsense like "Zoo wee mama" The unusual phrase comes from popular children's book series Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
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