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ROONEY'S £1.5M JUNGLE PAY DEAL
Hackers attack vacuum cleaners
ROBOTS GO ROGUE
Tarantulas set up home in UK
Randy fiends on the pull indoors
Golf cheat Trump is missing shots!
'TARGET' DOWNS HIS CLUBS
MoD's £115m staff bonuses ….as squaddies live in squalor
PAYOUTS FOR 76K IN 2YRS
Giving it welly
SALES ROCKETING AS FLOODS RISE
Adrien's so solid Crewe
THIBAUT A BIG DEAL AT ALEX
DEFINITELY BABY
Haaland celebrates his record with dad tease
No-bro zone
BATCHELOR TO GO IT ALONE
P DIDDUMS
Rapper 'is missing nice food in prison'
STRICTLY MUCKY!
Farmer JB gets down & dirty
Food for thoughts
FRUIT & VEG BOOSTING KIDS
Trophy hunters are 'shot away psychos'
PROF WARNING AS DUO DEMAND END TO KILLINGS
100MPH BIGFOOT TRAVELS IN TIME
Experts say Yeti is far too smart to be caught
I'LL JAIL JOEY
Judge warns Barton as he taunts Vine over apology
COVID SCARE
Rise in potent variant
The tadpoles who frogot to grow up
TOO CHILLY FOR LITTLE WRIGGLERS
KING OF THE ALIENS
'Chas flew a UFO & should tell the truth on extraterrestrials'
Obama: Manbaby can't do a nappy
BUT HE CAN WEAR ONE..
Such fun! Miranda's Hawaiian wedding
SMALL BASH'S FLAMINGOES & STEEL BAND
100 DAYS OF HARD LABOUR
Fuel bills worry public
Be wary of Bellamy's Brennan is Gud advice
ICELAND captain Johann Berg Gudmundsson admits he is wary of Craig Bellamy's style of football after spending two seasons with the Wales boss at Burnley.
HOWAY THE DAD
Workaholic Eddie reveals his quilt'
THANK LEW!
Clarke's tips from idol Lennox
SANTA STORES
Yule never believe demand for festive food.. 11wks out
Animal inclusive family holidays..
SAFARI SO GOOD FOR BRIT BREAKS
NUT ZERO
Britain's 'bonkers' plan to import fuel from madman Kim
DID YOU MAKE IT TO 19 MINUTES?
Brits reveal their attention spans
Bang out of order
90% DEMAND A FIREWORKS BAN
HURRICANE HERO: IT WAS REALLY FUN
'Lt Dan' stays in boat