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BIG CHILL FOR SEPTEMBRRR
Early winter's 4-day Arctic blast of cold
Eamonn's love boat
ALL SET FOR HIGH SEAS
Ozzy: I'm moving to *** ing MARS!
LEGEND WANTS TO ESCAPE HEATWAVE
LEAKS AT 1TN LITRES PER YEAR
Shocking scale of water waste
RICE FORGOT HIS THINKING CAP
Declan's decision to pull on Irish shirt was wrong
I'LL HAVE SAMBA THAT!
Jam's toast at Toon but ready for thrill in Brazil
GLIMMER OF POPE
Ollie lights up a grey day with reminder of his class
SNOOKER DROOPY
I'm losing battle to stop decline admits Ronnie
MATT'S GOT TO HURT
Pain of England snub will provide fuel for Nicholson
SUPER TROOPER
Brave Broom soldiers on
PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT
Tough for Eddie to keep this a nice little Hearner
HAD OUR PHIL OF PUSHING IN
Queue-jumpers and locked loos driving us mad
Shia Transforms to street brawler
ACTOR SCREAMS: 'LET'S GO'
Booming Blessed blocked my wife
SELLECK MARRIAGE ALMOST WRECKED
Biden's £1m dodge
HUNTER FACES UP TO 17 YEARS' JAIL
OH MY GOD WE KILLED DONNY!
South Park lads: We've run out of ideas for Trump
I TOLD BEEB ONE OF US COULD DIE
Harris: Top Gear hit road to ruin before Fred crash
Knocking it out the Park
LINKIN PARK 2.0 are set for huge outdoor shows and a headline slot at a major UK festival next summer.
Gandalf: Her Maj in nasty hobbit!
SHE WAS 'RUDE'
LEE'S GOING UP IN SMOKE
Take a draw on Ireland
Remember Remember no heat til November
2 MONTHS TO SAVE ON HEAT
IT'S MONTY PYTHON'S STATUE GIG
Terry's prom tribute plea
LIAM: DO TWEET BACK IN ANGER!
Oasis fans told: Shut up
Slug may hold the secret of eternal youth
SLUGS are the key to eternal youth, a top boffin has claimed.
'Violent criminals will be set free'
THOUSANDS LET OUT AS OUR JAILS CREAK
Jagger: DNA test is taking the Mick
HIS U.S. LOVER’S MORE ENGLISH
1ST CLASS SHOCKER
It's £1.65 to post a letter
HALT ERLING? NOT A HOPE IN HAAL
Goal machine has Hart all a flutter...
BELLY LAUGH
Craig: I've earned right to enjoy this
BAZBALL'S IN YOUR COURT
McCullum tells Stokes white-ball door is open