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NOT A BAD WEEK FOR TORY KEMI
Badenoch lands the top job
DEFENCE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS
Arne Plotter has got magic tactics
ERIK IN FERGIE TIME
Ruthless Ratcliffe won't hesitate to seal his fate
Boo Radley
VICTOR BUZZED TO MAKE IT
YOU BETO BE PLEASED
Toffees super sub strikes to snatch point for Dyche's side
SANDSTORM
Tonali can form a potent pairing with special Bru
BAT OUT OF HELL
Ben backs hitmen to bounce back after nightmare
HELL YES!
Jess has Hot prospect
1,000 JAILBIRDS WORSHIP DEVIL
Satanists on the rise behind bars
BRITS GO BATTY FOR KINKY SEX
Compo is Lust of Summer Wine
JEZZ: I'LL GET THE BEERS IN
Star takes on Spoons
It's social meowdia for cats..
INFLUENCER DOGS SEEK NET FANS TOO
SAVED: MONKEYS IN TORTURE HELL
Animals freed after our campaign
£129 Eau de Potato
PERFUME SMELLS OF SPUDS
Definitely maybe a shortage of parkas
LIAM TOGS SELL OUT
BILL TAKES A BIRD TO THE FLICKS
Cockatoo's night out
I WANT TO HELP LIKE MUM DID..
Wills' bid to beat homelessness
BOWEN'S TACKLE STAYING ONSIDE
Snip bar on Dani footie star fiancé
We're going bonkers for pro conkers
HOPES TO BECOME SPORT
THE Grate Cheddar robbery
£300K OF FINE CHEESE SWIPED BY FRAUDSTERS
£1.4BN ON CRUMBLING SCHOOL FIX
'Children should not suffer'
GUNNER BE DAMAGING
Arteta's title bid takes hit as mate Iraola shows class
SHO STEALER
Finn: Bashir is ace up our sleeve
TRAITORS FANS' HIGHLAND FLING
Show inspires tourism boom
NO MORE CIGS AND ALCOHOL!
Liam bins booze for honey
Del Boy was not dodgy..
JASON: 'HEART'S IN RIGHT PLACE
WELCOME TO THE EMPTYHAD
City top the unsold seats table
Farts & furious
ANGRY COUPLES LET RIP AT EACH OTHER
WORLD NOT KIND ENOUGH FOR YOU
Tragic Liam sis: Sorry I couldn't save you
We'll fright them on loo seats
`SHIP TOILETS ARE HAUNTED BY CHURCHILL'