BILL SHUTS GATES ON EPSTEIN HUDDLES

Jeffrey Epstein with Bill Gates, who says his meetings with the pedophile \"were a mistake”

SEX SLAVE SCANDAL PUTS FOX IN HOLE!

Staffer sues over forced oral sex

WATER KEEPS YOU YOUNG!

New study proves H20 wards off old age & death

LUCKY CLUCKER GETS PROSTHETIC PECKER!

COCO the chicken can finally eat on her own again after amazing 3D technology replaced her beak, which was ripped off in a bloody raccoon attack.

TOUGH TURKEY TERRORIZES TINY TOWN!

Berserker bird rules the roost

HARRIED HARRY IS BACK ON THE SAUCE!

New royal fears for prince who swore off booze in 2018

COPS BUSTED FOR BRUTALLY BEATING HOMELESS DUDE!

TWO crummy cops in Florida have been stripped of their badges and face up to life behind bars on stomach-turning felony charges they kidnapped a homeless man, savagely beat him, and ditched him unconscious in the woods and then sent a buddy to buy the poor guy's silence!

ANTICHRIST ORCHESTRATES BLOODBATH!

Kills mom, minister dad & self in evil death pact

DIRTY JANITOR FLUSHED OUT IN STD HORROR

TWISTED janitor Lucio Diaz is a vile monster who deliberately infected 13 women in a medical building with incurable herpes by sticking his diseased penis inside office water bottles, lawyers charge.

REALITY BEAK TWEAK QUEEN NOSE BEST!

SHAPELY Shahs of Sunset alum Lilly Ghalichi is bragging about her new schnozz on Instagram to one and all - because she is \"so happy\" with her recently sculpted sniffer!

LENO PULPED IN FREAK CYCLE CRASH!

New medical crisis months after car exploded in face

EXTREME SURGERY ENDS HULK'S AGONY!

Docs cut wrestler’s nerves so he can't feel his lower hody

BIG WHEEL VANNA OFFERRED FORTUNE IN TALK SHOW DEAL

GAME show star Vanna White is getting so many job offers, frantic Wheel of Fortune bigwigs are set to offer her a blank check to stay on the long-running show, spies dish.

JEN'S GETTING BIG FOR HER BRITCHES

Aniston’s earning $10M for a Murder Mystery sequel on Netflix but wants meatier movie roles, says an insider

TOXIC ELLEN CHASING WHOLESOME CASH!

DESPERATE to rebuild her toxic image and return to the top of the Hollywood A-list, Ellen DeGeneres is in talks to produce same-sex and transgender-themed movies for family-friendly Hallmark, tipsters tattle.

LISA MARIE'S SAD LEGACY OF PAIN!

MOM PRISCILLA SUES OVER WONKY WILL!

GMA CHEATERS OUT ON THEIR KEISTERS!

Morning show chaos as fight explodes for Amy & T.J.'s jobs

GASSY WHOOPI RAISES A STINK!

View co-stars fuming over foul behavior

J.LO EX WEDS BEAUTY QUEEN

JENNIFER LOPEZ's baby daddy ex, Marc Anthony, has tied the knot for the fourth time and as usual, the scrawny singer's new missus is one of the world's most beautiful gals - this one young enough to be his daughter!

LOVE CRAZY SEAN'S EGO TAKES BEATING

Romance with Penn isn't Wright

It's official! SHATNER, 91, HOOKS UP WITH EX-WIFE

OLD coot William Shatner's love life is getting beamed up by his ex-wife Elizabeth Martin nearly three years after their surprising divorce!

FOX WEATHER DUDE GETS BAD BEATING!

FOX News weatherman Adam Klotz got beaten black and blue after trying to stop a bunch of teens from attacking an old man on a Big Apple subway.

MICHAEL J. FOX BEAT THE BOTTLE

COURAGEOUS Parkinson's patient Michael J. Fox confesses he became a drunk to cope with the crippling disease he hid from the world for seven years - but now boasts he's been off the sauce for three decades!

CONDOR IS FOR CULTURE VULTURES!

HOLLYWOOD FLASHBACK

GOODBYE.YELLOW BRICK LOAD!

Fears 40 lbs. of new fat is killing Rocketman Elton

THE RICH & POWERFUL GET OFF EASY

THE good news is Varsity Blues college scandal fixer Rick Singer — who took big bucks from rich parents like Desperate Housewives star Felicity Huffman and Full House beauty Lori Loughlin to get their unworthy whelps into top universities — is being sent to the slammer!

J.LO SUFFERED WEDDING PTSD!

Lopez's anxiety led to elopement with Ben Affleck

MARIE WON'T LEAVE A DIME TO HER KIDS!

Millionaire wants 'em to make it on their own

STARVING POLAR BEAR KILLS MOM & BABY!

Predator prowled Alaska schoolyard before bloody attack

DAVID CROSBY'S DYING REGRET

Rocker blamed son's fatal addiction on bad family genes