NEW UFOS ARE REALLY CHINESE SPY DRONES!

Pentagon spills the beans on enemy arsenal

RUDE GORILLA GIVES GIRLS THE BIRD!

Sisters interrupt his celery snack

KITCHEN QUEENS STIR UP HOLIDAY FOOD FIGHT!

Martha, Giada & Rachael all want to prove they're the toast of town

HARRY WINS NAME GAME FOR WRONG REASONS!

PRINCE HARRY'S upcoming memoir, Spare, is perfectly titled, but probably not for the reason he intended.

TOUCHDOWN TOM RAN OUT OF MIRACLES!

Attempt to save marriage was too little, too late

LOSER CUOMO'S TACKY TANTRUM

Chris is the host of CUOMO on News Nation

NAUGHTY BAD SANTA IS NICE!

Santa finds he has a redeeming soft spot after all when he defends a bullied kid!

CANCELED KANYE'S BIGGEST REGRET

West whines he can't score supermodels

BITCHY BECKHAM GALS WON'T LET IT GO!

THE ditzy catfight between pampered rich gals Victoria Beckham and daughter-in-law Nicola Peltz has hit a new level of pettiness as the younger beauty fired off yet another salvo of slime.

GUYS FRAMED FOR MALCOLM X HIT WIN $36M PAYOFF

Black leader Malcolm X was gunned down in NYC in 1965

GHISLAINE MAXWELL TURNS SWINGER BEHIND BARS, TOO

Jeffrey Epstein's madam jogs and plays softball in the prison yard

DOLLY'S DARKEST DAYS

Retires from tours to stay home with Alzheimer's patient husband Carl Dean

DAD & GRANNY BUSTED FOR KIDNAPPING AUTISTIC BOY

A KIDNAPPED autistic Florida six-year-old was found safe in Canada following a two-month hunt and the boy's dad and grandma were busted for the snatch, say cops.

MY SERIAL KILLER DAD MURDERED 70 GALS!

I helped hide their corpses

ROSIE O DUMPS LATEST LOVER!

O'Donnell and massage therapist Aimee Hauer are no longer together

JUDI DENCH GOING BLIND

\"I have a photographic memory so a person saying to me, 'This is your line,' I can do that!\"

DONALD & MELANIA LIVING SEPARATE LIVES!

New White House run threatens to destroy marriage!

JERRY LEE LEWIS' CLAN TORN APART OVER $10M WILL!

Why The Killer's widow & kids are fighting mad

PROOF PUTIN HAS PARKINSON'S!

Leaked Kremlin emails detail battle with deadly disease

MEGHAN TRIED TO BE BRIT CITIZEN!

Harry's wife was stunned by the exam's difficulty

CAMILLA IS TERRIFIED SHE'LL DIE LIKE DIANA!

Does king's wife have a target on her back?

THE JOY OF SEX - WITH GHOSTS!

Behar fessed up to eerie encounters

JELLY BELLY CAIT PACKS ON 70 LBS!

Weighs lipo or stomach op to slim down

THE JOKE'S ON HOLLYWOOD!

New Ellen stand-up act will harpoon A-list buttheads

BINDI'S HUBBY FINDS MARRIAGE BORING!

CROC HUNTER daughter Bindi Irwin's hubby is getting the \"seven-year itch\" after just two years of marriage and is griping to pals his hard-working young baby mom is \"boring,\" a source tattles.

JANET JACKSON ADOPTING AT 56

Single mom wants sibling for son Eissa

REBA & REX TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING

NEEDY Reba McEntire can't bear to be apart from Rex Linn even for a moment and it's driving their friends batty over feeling shut out of their lives, insiders say.

MADONNA & CARDI B GET DOWN & DIRTY

DESPERATE to stay relevant, aging Madonna triggered a feud with rapper Cardi B by claiming she pioneered today’s trend for female entertainers and celebs to be brazen about liking and wanting sex.

NEUROTIC PARENTS INFECT THEIR KIDS!

Surprising link between sex and anxiety

ELVIS' LAST LOVER IS ALL SHOOK UP!

Linda Thompson saved the addicted King’s life 12 times but has been erased from his legacy