PALTROW PLAYS FAME CARD!

Avoids long line at DMV office

JOSH DUGGAR BAGGED FOR KIDDIE PORN

DISGRACED sex pest Josh Duggar has pleaded not guilty to two federal charges of receiving and possessing child porn!

JERSEY SHORE RONNIE FACING NEW ABUSE RAP

LIFE’S no picnic for Jersey Shore: Family Vacation star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro — cops arrested the reality beefcake after they responded to a 911 domestic violence call and say they found bruises on his girlfriend, Saffire Matos!

HER MAJESTY PEDDLING HOMEMADE HOOCH!

QUEEN ELIZABETH looks like a dowdy, straitlaced granny, but she’s turned into a heck of a bartender — serving up her own brands of homemade hooch!

REALITY QUEEN'S BUTT-UGLY REVENGE!

Lala put beau’s toothbrush where sun don’t shine

GOONS BITE DUST IN GAGA DOGNAP!

Collared for murder attempt & robbery

FLESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR!

Will Smith bares doughboy bod

BEN & J.LO'S REUNION IS SOOTHING BRUISED EGOS!

AFTER the crash of their recent romances, ex-lovers Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have cozied up again, but insiders claim the reboot is a hoax to keep them in the limelight!

ARIANA'S HIRING AIN'T SO GRANDE!

Kelly in a tizzy as Voice adds sexy new coach

CHARLES IN CHARGE!

Grabs power as queen, 95, mourns her hubby’s death

COUNTRY QUEEN BLAMES DIVORCE ON CHEATING NFL STAR HUBBY!

JADED Jana Kramer has finally filed for divorce from retired NFL sex addict Mike Caussin — citing the former football tight end’s “adultery” and “inappropriate marital conduct,” according to court papers!

SOMETHING BORROWED!

Poser bride & groom invite guests to nuptials at $5.6M mansion they thought was vacant!

PEEVED PAT SAJAK'S WHEEL GRUDGE!

Considering exit if game show doesn’t edit out shocking bloopers

KISS ROCKER GENE BROKE KATEY'S HEART!

Cruel reason he laughed in her face

GAL GADOT HACKS OFF HER FINGER!

Hubby throws stub in garbage disposal

COLD VIRUS CLOBBERS SKIN CANCER!

EXCITING NEW RESEARCH!

A-ROD CRYING FOUL AS J.LO FLAUNTS FLINGS!

Shameless slugger wants respect – but was caught texting reality TV beauty

ANOTHER BLOODY BALDWIN BRAWL!

ACTOR Alec Baldwin’s gorgeous 25-year-old daughter, Ireland, learned the hard way babysitting can be hazardous.

$100M MARK IS SO TIGHT HE SQUEAKS!

Fixes own cars, repairs house & rarely splurges on takeout food

FLOYD'S KILLER COP MARKED FOR DEATH!

Experts warn rogue lawman won’t leave prison alive

ROYAL FEUD BY THE NUMBERS!

Mixing mystic arts to explain the pain

FRANKENSTEIN MONKEY!

Scientist creates first human-ape embryo!

COVIDIOT TED LEARNS TRUTH THE HARD WAY

Now, even after battling the virus, he’s still refusing to get vaccinated!

ROSEANNE OUT FOR REVENGE!

Plots TV comeback three years after fired from sitcom

NANCY REAGAN WAS A HOPELESS ADDICT!

First lady couldn’t say no to pills!

HARDHAT HORROR!

Road repair sweetheart blown away on street

GHISLAINE MAXWELL'S PHOTO NIGHTMARE!

Shocking evidence she doesn't want sex crime jury to see

DIVORCING De NIRO: ROMANCE IS BULL!

Swears off women as he accuses wife of spending him into the poorhouse

BRAD PITT WHEELCHAIR DRAMA!

Hunk rolled out of medical facility after treatment

STRESSED-OUT ANGIE'S MOTHERHOOD MISERY!

Learns raising six kids & working isn’t easy