MONEYBALL MEGHAN!

Reinvented duchess branded social media cash cow but critics insist it's pure bull

DESPERATE to boost her crumbling image and fuel her gaudy A-list lifestyle, Prince Harry's wife, Meghan, is about to relaunch her career on social media with some experts predicting she'll earn $1 million a post - while critics insist no one cares!

Folks close to the 41-year-old Duchess of Sussex are touting the actress' venture as a surefire hit that'll rake in millions, but a Buckingham Palace source is skeptical and brands the project "a move of desperation" because Meghan and her hubby have flopped in Hollywood since fleeing England.

A top courtier tells GLOBE chatter about a relaunch is "merely a trial balloon by Team Sussex to generate and gauge interest in Harry and Meghan," who've failed in their bid to become self-styled high-society leaders of the woke generation. "We suspect this is all a ploy to test their marketability."

But a member of Team Sussex gushes, "Everyone in Hollywood is talking about the relaunch being imminent. There's massive excitement!"