PET THIEF LEGS IT WITH FERRET IN HIS PANTS

A SLIPPERY weasel played with a pet store ferret in Florida before shoving the critter down his shorts and strolling out the door, cops say.

ALZHEIMER'S JAB GETS CLOSER

SCIENTISTS may be closing in on a vaccine for Alzheimer's disease!

3 LITTLE GIRLS FOUND DEAD, DAD ON LAM

Kidnapped daughters bound & suffocated

BIANCA'S CREEPY COPYCAT ROUTINE WEARING THIN

COMPOSED Kim Kardashian has tolerated ex-hubby Kanye West's wife copying her look — but now the spooked reality queen is fed up with Bianca Censori's constant copycatting and fears the busty babe is becoming a creepy stalker, spies say.

JESSICA JABS NICK'S CRYBABY MEMORIES

Doesn't want least reminder of their time together

HEALTH, HAPPINESS & Keeping the Faith

with Grammy-winning musician, actress and entrepreneur QUEEN LATIFAH

SIMPLE WELLNESS SOLUTIONS

Acid-suppressing proton pump inhibitors (PPIs) can ease GERD symptoms, but the drugs come with side effects. Now, an Indian study suggests a safe alternative:

3 easy ways to block summer hot flashes

When shifting hormones and rising temperatures collide, the frequency of hot flashes can increase, as can symptoms like sweating, heat and flushing, found a study in Menopause. These simple fixes can help

SUTTON FOSTERS GRUDGE AGAINST HUGH'S EX DEB

Says she's not a homewrecker

EATING WITH JOY

A question, a recipe, a new pick from Joy Bauer, M.S., RDN, CDN, the trusted health and nutrition expert on NBC's TODAY show and #1 New York Times bestselling author

3 LITTLE GIRLS FOUND DEAD, DAD ON LAM

Kidnapped daughters bound & suffocated

DIDDY'S DIRT ON J.LO!

Her ex Puff Daddy is smoking mad & ready for revenge

SELENA'S BABY HEARTBREAK

Fears she'll lose Benny if she can't have kids

ROSEANNE UP A TREE IN TRACTOR MISHAP

Moves 100-lb branch to escape being trapped

ARMED BLABBERMOUTH ADMITS MURDER PLANS

Tells cops he suited up to attack galpal & her dad

WHITE HOUSE CRAWLING WITH TRAITORS!

Prez keeps putting out fires but enemies fan the flames

“Hydrogen water restored my energy!”

Long COVID left Kristin Herman feeling exhausted, achy and out of sorts. Nothing she tried made a difference—until she started sipping this healing tonic

BURGER KING TEEN A PRINCE OF A GUY!

Skips graduation fest to help crew bag fries, earns college $$ reward

BLAKE & GWEN PLAN TO GET BABY ON BOARD

Quietly lay groundwork for ranch- style nesting

DAKOTA ESCAPES CLUTCHES OF CONTROL FREAK CHRIS

Materialists actress Dakota Johnson is single again and looking up her old friends, insiders share

KIM PUTS HERSELF CROSSHAIRS OF KIDNAP

Flaunting wealth online offers treasure map to criminals

WILLIAM BANS CAMILLA'S BOOZE!

Hits dying king with sobering truth about her drinking problem

SUZE SOLVES YOUR MONEY PROBLEMS

Personal finance icon Suze Orman is on a mission to help women and men let go of their financial fears, take control of their money habits and thrive—not just financially but also personally and professionally.

3 TRUE & UPLIFTING TALES

“After my sister, Beverly, was killed in a car accident last June, I felt like my life was over.

BLISSFUL SLEEP TONIGHT

When summer days disrupt restful nights, these easy strategies can help

Heartburn remedies that work

If your doctor has diagnosed you with acid reflux or gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD), you're all too familiar with the painful burning sensation in your chest that can sometimes last hours after eating.

Can You Handle a Spending Freeze?

You've heard of shopping hauls—now meet the anti-haul!

SJP'S 'SEX' BETTER AS THREESOME

Says Kim brought little to the party

BLOOM OFF THE ROSE FOR ORLANDO & KATY

Struggle to reclaim star status puts both on edge

IN SEASIDE, LIVING IS A WAY OF LIFE

YOU MIGHT NOT expect there to be much for libertarians to like about a town that boasts a master plan, where design conformity is rigorously enforced across virtually every building and street, and whose admirers wax poetic about a building code that covers “everything from building materials to roof pitch.”