PORKY Paul Reubens is so desperate to slim down for his comeback as geeky man-child Pee-wee Herman he’s on a life-threatening crash diet, insiders say.
Sources tell GLOBE the now flabby funnyman — whose career cratered after he was busted for exposing himself in an X-rated movie house — is terrified he’ll be the butt of fat jokes!
“Paul is up to 170 pounds and can’t even fit into his Peewee suit!” tattles an insider.
“It’s several sizes too small because he’s neglected his health and pigged out on all his favorite foods during lockdown.
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BURGER MURDER FUGITIVE CAUGHT AFTER 3 MONTHS ON THE LAM
A TEXAS teen girl — who has been the state’s most wanted fugitive in connection with the brutal July 7 slaying of the manager of a burger eatery — has finally been arrested three months after the fast-food fiasco!
SOFÍA BRANDED UNDATEABLE!
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Numerologist sees trouble for power pair
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AGONIZING INFECTION LEAVES ADELE DEAF!
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SEX AND THE CITY FEUD IS STILL SIMMERING!
Kim & Sarah just can't let it go
SWORDFISH KILLS SURFER GIRL!
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MARTHA'S DOING SLOW BURN OVER DOLLY COOKBOOK
Resents country queen horning in on her turf
INSANITY DIDN'T STOP FOR POWTER!
Ex-fitness powerhouse short on money & muscle
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Mayan treasures buried under thick mounds of dirt
