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Sean: I'm proud of my role

SEAN DYCHE claims he will still be proud if Everton's new American owners do not offer him a new deal and he leaves in the summer.

COOL IT

NEW boss Vitor Pereira has warned Wolves' players to keep their heads in the heat of their relegation battle or face the consequences.

ALL TY WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

You're fooling no one Fury... win WILL be your greatest moment

DOUBLE BILL

BILL Bailey has banned himself from taking painkillers during gigs - after strong meds left him repeating the same jokes on stage.

Vlad: I'm not dead

MAD Vlad turned stand-up comic to laugh at claims he was dead and is now replaced by a double.

Stonehenge was circle of friends

BOFFINS reckon they have cracked the mystery of why Stonehenge was built 5,000 years ago.

Pillow stalk

SMART BED TECHNOLOGY KNOWS ALL ABOUT YOU

Davina: I'm feeling way better now

STAR'S 'BEST XMAS GIFT'

BECKS IS A VIN-ER

BROOKLYN Beckham has added a new hobby to his ever-growing list of talents.

I had stroke & woke with Italian accent

A BRITISH woman who had a stroke woke up with an Italian accent.

I SPY RIGHT ROYAL PRAT

Christmas crackered

Gav a bit more

GAVIN & Stacey creators James Corden and Ruth Jones have revealed there is more to come from the show - in a new book out next year.

FOR PETE'S SAKE SHUT IT MANDY!

Ambassador: Trump danger to the world..

XMAS DAZE

A MONEY guru says Brits can easily halve the price of Christmas by celebrating it two days late.

Very Merry Scroogemas BRITS TOP TIGHTWADS

IT seems a large number of Brits are turning into a bit of a Scrooge.

Wombling free

SONGWRITER ON BUST-UP THAT ENDED FURRY BAND

SICK!

AT least a quarter of NHS trusts in England have hiked parking charges for patients, staff or both in the last two years, a study shows.

SON WITH WILD SAVE

Korean ace spares Forster blushes

MIK'S MISSED A SITTER

This was arip but season to finally seize title Guns are going backwards

DYCHE KEEPS ROLLIN'

New owner faith in 'survivor' Sean

JUST JOSH-ING

JOSH-ING ubois in jokey mood over ‘missing’ AJ

FREEZY DOES IT

Iceland driver Rob's just job

TOWER'S A TEASER

Spillane's ground poser

Why is girl giving me cold shoulder?

SHE HAS TURNED FROSTY

My mane man

Disney’s 2019 photorealistic remake of The Lion King traded heavily on technical excellence to justify a leisurely second prowl on the sun-baked savanna.

'DON'T LET FAKE DAN FOOL YOU'

SINGER Daniel O’Donnell says scammers posing as him online in order to steal money are “so convincing”.

GIVEN EM SLIP ROAD

Scooter driver escapes.. at 8mph

B-TEST BOFF BAN

Drink-driver caught by his own invention

Google's got View to a kill

A MURDER suspect was arrested after a Google Street View image showed him loading a bulky sack into a car boot.

COLUM-PUS

Boffs reckon explorer was behind ‘clap’ in Europeans