JEZZA MOAN AT LACK OF RURAL CURRY HOUSES

CREEPY Jeremy Clarkson says he can’t get a decent curry because he lives in the country

- JERRY LAWTON

The Clarkson’s Farm host’s home is in the Cotswolds, near superstars David Beckham and Kate Moss.

He says the place is packed with quaint pubs, private clubs and hotel hangouts for the rich and famous – but all he craves is a good Indian meal.