I WENT for a job interview and one of the questions I was asked was: “What is your motto?”
I said: “Whatever you do, never quit.”
Today I received a letter. “Dear Sir, unfortunately your application for the position of manager of the Stop Smoking campaign was unsuccessful.”
Keir Starmer is looking to get people to stub out the habit and is proposing to ban outdoor smoking in pubs.
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SEAN THE DOOR
Dyche is booted out just hours ahead of kick-off
SPIN DOCTOR
Potter ready to clean up at Hammers after 'washing machine' hell at Chelsea
KARL HAILS PEP TALK
Guardiola's honesty is a fitting tribute for Robbo
Conn and have a go
SEAMUS IN REVENGE BID
I'LL HACK FLAK FROM NOVAK
Coach Murray happy to get Djok volley of abuse
ALL SAINT
One-club journey's just ideal for hero Knowles
Super Cooper goes large
THE NEW FIVE-DOOR 'EXCLUSIVE TRIM RETAINS ALL THE FUN OF ITS PREDECESSOR
Struggle to blend in with the crowd
NO ONE STAYS IN TOUCH
YOU CAN GHOUL YOUR OWN WAY
Stevie haunted by pal Christine
It's a fur cop!
FIREARMS DOG LISSY HAS RETIRED DUE TO \"WORK AVOIDANCE'
