AS I was sat in a Chinese restaurant last night, the wife said to me: “What made you decide to go with the duck?” “He’s better company,” I replied, putting the phone down.
When I got home she told me that she is leaving me.
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STONES: START ME UP
City ace out to prove point to Pep
COLE AS A CUCUMBER
Noni: Sky's limit for laid-back pal Palmer
7 AND HELL
Agony as Alisson sits out key run of games
ROOT MASTER
Ton-derful Joe tops charts as England's greatest ever
PRIZE GUY
Coach of year Peters sets sights on OT
...AND IN THE WED CORNER
Jack aims to be lord of rings
TURNER PRIZE
Hayley on plum Ces ride
SIT IS TECH'S FAULT
Posture problems
RACCOONS INVASION!
A WOMAN was left terrified when 100 angry raccoons tried to invade her home looking for food.
ALASTAIR: WIFE'S CARING FOR ME
NEWSMAN Alastair Stewart has opened up about his \"demeaning\" battle with dementia.
