AT the office barbecue I grilled a rare steak for the boss, and he said: "I like it well done." I said: "Thanks. That means a lot." I may not get invited next time.
One person who certainly won't be at any ITV company shindigs in future will be Phillip Schofield.
He'd be as welcome as a sickness bug on a cruise liner.
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