THE only exit poll that matters is in - with Brits voting trumps are tops.
As orange manbaby Donald Trump gets set to sound off about the US election later today we can reveal the UK is also filled with folk who love talking out of their rears.
A groundbreaking study into Brits' bottom burps shows we all adore letting rip - at least 15 times a day, while 74% of men and 70% of women believe they fart an "average" amount each day.
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Ruben would love revenge for 5-0 thrashing by Pep
RUBEN AMORIM has been handed the kind of farewell script that will become either a fairy tale or a nightmare.
HARRY'S TWO BEES STINGERS
Wilson double tops Janelt's stunner
Fallen Ster
RAH'S CAREER HAS GONE SOUTH
HAM'N BLAST
Lewis can't wait to end his Mercedes torture
JONG-UN SOLDIERS SHOOT VLAD LADS
Russian troops killed in cock-up
Alice Tiks all the boxes
ALICE ARDELEAN feels her critics need to butt out and are just talking \"pants\".
MUM & DAD DIED IN FLOODED CAR
Daughter tells of sad end for British couple
STRICTLY IS ALL OVER FOR AMY
Forced out by foot injury
INSIDE KEEP PETS FOR FAWKES SAKE
Fireworks 'freakily loud
There will never be another like him
JACKO PRODUCER DIES AT AGE OF 91
