THE only exit poll that matters is in - with Brits voting trumps are tops.
As orange manbaby Donald Trump gets set to sound off about the US election later today we can reveal the UK is also filled with folk who love talking out of their rears.
A groundbreaking study into Brits' bottom burps shows we all adore letting rip - at least 15 times a day, while 74% of men and 70% of women believe they fart an "average" amount each day.
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