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MAN-HUNGRY HODA IS SUCH A DRAG!

TODAY show divas Savannah Guthrie and Jenna Bush Hager have turned into real life Mean Girls, according to sources, who say the chatterboxes have been doubledating with their hubbies, leaving lonely heart co-host Hoda Kotb feeling left out.

JACKSON CURSE CLAIMS TITO!

Michael's big brother dies under bizarre circumstances

VAMPIRE KIDS BEHEADED SO THEY CAN'T RISE AGAIN!

IN A chilling and gruesome discovery, archaeologists have unearthed the ancient burial ground of “vampire children” — with one of the tiny skeletons decapitated to prevent the pint-sized bloodsucker rising from the grave!

DONALD TRUMP IS A SITTING DUCK!

Golf course gunman’s security breach exposes Secret Service as inept

COSTNER CASH CRUNCH AS MOVIE BOMBS

TV COWPOKE Kevin Costner is facing a nightmare, $100 million bill after his vanity project - Western movie saga Horizon - flopped at the box office, according to insiders who say he's being forced to cash in a trove of precious assets to pay his gargantuan debt.

OLD STALLONE GETS SLY HAIR TRANSPLANT!

Determinedto age with grace

DEMONIC DIDDY ON HIGHWAY TO HELL!

Sent to jail after offerin to post 50 million bon

DEMI WANTS TO DIE LIKE A DOG!

MANLESS Demi Moore’s turned to her dogs for love and companionship and sources say the actress has become so attached to her pooches she wants to be buried with each and every one of her pampered pets when the end comes.

BRITNEY MONEY MESS!

Ending S1M child 7 to K-Fed but lowing cash like drunken sailor

MIRANDA GOING GLAM TO SAVE MARRIAGE

Other gals caught her hubby’s eye

GARTH & TRISHA PLAY CUPID FORT KELLY CLARKSON

UNLUCKY-in-love Kelly Clarkson has been striking out in the dating game, and sources say good pals Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood have decided to step in and help find her a nice country hunk to cuddle with.

JAMES EARL JONES' DYING REGRET

Broke Darth Vader turned down piece of Star Wars profits

REBEL VANNA SEEING SAJAK ON THE SLY!

Dishing all the dirt about Wheel & Ryan

TAYLOR & TRAVIS FRANTIC TO PROVE THEY'RE REAL DEAL

Fighting bizarre buzz their romance is just for show

GOSSELIN SON: CRUEL KATE ZIP-TIED ME & LOCKED ME IN CELLAR

THE tragic Jon & Kate Plus 8 feud between reality star mom Kate Gosselin and 20-year-old son Collin has exploded again with his bombshell charge that she cruelly tortured him as a kid — binding him hand and foot and locking him away in a dark basement room like a prisoner of war!

COURT ORDERS DIDDY TO PAY SEX ACCUSER HEFTY $100M

Rapper didn't respond to suit

BRAGGART BITTEN BY WORLD'S MOST POISONOUS SNAKE!

Hospitalized after boasting on video he was in control

RUSSIAN WHALE KILLED AS SPY!

Critter shot multiple times

HOW OUTCAST HARRY SPENDS SPARE TIME

Stressed-out prince takes it very easy

81 ANIMALS DIE IN GUN RAMPAGE

Beast collared hiding by farm

BODY SNATCHER INVADES VEGAS

Caught stealing casket & corpse after beer bender

SOBER DREW: MY SHAMEFUL ALCOHOL BLACKOUTS

FORMERLY hard-drinking Drew Barrymore brought herself to the brink of tears as she admitted her shame over years of boozing and blacking out!

AW FOOEY!

Married rocker Grohl admits to secret love child

MONSTER MOM CASEY WRECKS NEW HOME!

Runs off to shack up with married daddy

BRUCE'S WIFE IS FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE

Patti ravaged by blood disease

KATE FINALLY CANCER FREE!

William breathes sigh of relief as doctors end chemo

LETTERMAN &LENO STILL FEUDING OVER CARSON CROWN

LEGENDARY late-night rivals Jay Leno and David Letterman are still squabbling over who was the true apple of the late TV titan Johnny Carson’s eye, say sources.

MARTHA RALLIES ROUND OLD RIVAL RACHAEL

Health fears for chef Ray

J.LO DRINKING TO NUMB DIVORCE PAIN

JILTED Jennifer Lopez is trying to numb the pain of being dumped by hubby Ben Affleck with booze, according to insiders who say her inner circle is terrified she’ll plunge into a dark abyss.

LIONEL CRUSHING ON CO-STAR CARRIE

New Idol judge under his skin