Kevin the Fish
YOU South Africa|4 November 2021
The goldfish was the best starter pet – or practice child as they liked to call him
JACQUI COOPER
Kevin the Fish

KATIE was always home from work first so she usually made dinner.

Today her partner, Danny, arrived half an hour later, hiding something behind his back and with a huge smile on his face.

“What have you got there?” asked Katie, picking up on his excitement.

Slowly, and with great drama, Danny produced a goldfish.

The tiny fish swam around in a knotted plastic bag filled with water.

“Meet Kevin,” Danny said proudly. “I hope you don’t mind me naming him without discussing it with you first. He looks like a Kevin don’t you think?”

“I don’t mind you naming him,” Katie said slowly, staring at the fish. “But . . . erm . . . why do you have a goldfish?”

“Well you know the other day we discussed taking our relationship to a new level . . .”

She nodded.

“And we thought a pet might seal our commitment but we agreed we couldn’t have a dog since we’re both out at work all day. And you’re allergic to cats . .”

“So you got a fish?” she asked.

He beamed.

“Consider Kevin here a practice run, a way for us to prove just how responsible we are before we have kids . . .” he stopped abruptly, realising what he had said.

“K . . . kids?” Katie’s eyes goggled, much like Kevin’s.

“I know I’m getting ahead of myself,” he said quickly. “But I thought, first a fish, then a budgie, then a rabbit maybe, then who knows.”

His eyes twinkled as he sang, “It started with a fish . . .”

Katie laughed. “You are crazy.”

This story is from the 4 November 2021 edition of YOU South Africa.

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