My car was possessed. No, seriously: I’m sure it was possessed. I named it “Evil Dr Lemon”.
How else would the car know to spite me, to rub my face in a story I wrote about how crappy it was, by once again breaking down the very same day the story was published in Expat Living (January 2018)?
It was as though it said, “Oh yeah? Take this!” And with that, my battery died, needing to be replaced just six weeks before the COE was up. I had to call a battery dude to come and replace it. Oh, I tried not to do that. First, I tried just getting a jump, but the very next morning it was dead again so I shelled out the cash for a new one.
It didn’t stop there. After driving scratch-free for years up and down those terrifying corkscrew parking ramps in all the Singaporean malls, I finally hit a wall. True, some fella on the other side of the ramp almost hit me as he was coming into the lot so I swerved, but I’m pretty sure Evil Dr Lemon pulled the steering wheel harder than I did. We limped home with a new, giant green battle scar down the side.
Bad to worse
This story is from the July 2018 edition of EL Singapore.
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