THE JOKE'S ON MEGHAN!

Diva duchess is Hollywood laughingstock after new flops

SAD SACK MORGAN SCHEMES TO AVOID JAIL IN CHAIR-TOSS

COUNTRY bad boy Morgan Wallen kicked off a private apology tour after being arrested for tossing a chair off a bar rooftop in downtown Nashville!

Inside Britney's 'Prison Mansion' - Can She Be Saved?

New fears for the erratic pop star emerge as she holes up alone and posts chaotic new dance videos

BECKHAM KICKS WAHLBERG OVER $10M SPORT FLOP

SOCCER legend David Beckham is dragging movie hunk Mark Wahlberg into court claiming the pumped-up actor cheated him out of $10 million in a fitness company deal gone bad.

Victoria's Star-Studded Birthday

A-list pals fete Posh Spice in London as she turns 50

Eva & Ryan: AT THE BREAKING POINT

Whispers of trouble on the home front started at the Oscars when Eva Mendes wasn't by Ryan Gosling's side on his big night.

THE WOMAN WHO WILL BE Queen

Prince Charles makes a historic announcement that puts Princess Kate a big step closer to the throne

A CINCO DE MAYO CELEBRATION

Turn your gathering into a festive fiesta with this appetizer from chef Marcela Valladolid

DESPERATE HEATHER CALLS IN HER CHIPS!

TINSELTOWN trainwreck Heather Locklear begged T her former co-stars to sign on for a Melrose Place reunion in a desperate bid to jump-start her comatose career, say sources.

GEEZER CLINT GOES TO POT AT ANCIENT 93!

LIVING movie legend Clint Eastwood has always been known for his impeccably coiffed hair and snappy duds, but in a rare recent public appearance, the 93-year-old Oscar winner looks like a homeless old geezer!

QUEEN BEY LINING DOLLY'S POCKETS

NASHVILLE newbie Beyoncé got some giddyup and go for her Country Carter album with her new lyrical spin on Dolly Parton's 1973 classic Jolene but sources dish the R&B queen is sending all of the dough earned from the ditty straight to the Smoky Mountain songbird!

DEEP FREEZE FOR COLD CASE STARS!

CELEBRATED TV series Cold Case is returning to the airwaves after a 15-year hiatus but the original show's acting linchpins Kathryn Morris and Danny Pino won't be a part of the revamp!

Ariana's WASTING AWAY

Under pressure! Ariana Grande hasn't just lost hundreds of thousands of Instagram followers over her relationship with Ethan Slater, she's also lost an alarming amount of weight, worries a source close to the singer, 30.

STARTING OVER at 69!

A NEW BEGINNING. ONE YEAR AFTER HIS SHOCKING DIVORCE, KEVIN COSTNER IS BACK IN THE GAME WITH A HOT NEW ROMANCE AND HIS BUZZY NEW FILM PROJECT.

Posh Turns 50!

A-Listers (and the Spice Girls!) turned out to celebrate Victoria Beckham's milestone birthday. Us goes inside the celebration

Michael Jackson's Kids AT WAR WITH GRANDMA

A fight over the sale of the King of Pop's catalog gets even nastier as Katherine Jackson makes a shocking move

Demi: Lessons Bruce Has Taught Me

Even faced with a dire health crisis, Bruce Willis has remained a wonderful dad.

WY & CACTUS IN PRICKLY SITUATION!

Fears her family problems are ruining marriage

TORTURED BY THEIR EXES

Kelly's Still Fighting Brandon in Court

HOLE LOTTA TROUBLE!

Courtney Love trashes boring Taylor Swift!

DEMONIC DENTIST DEFANGED

Perv gets 180 years for preying on patients and staff

DOUGLAS SLURPING FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH

NOW that he’s pushing 80, Fatal Attraction stud Michael Douglas is more desperate than ever to turn back the clock on the signs of aging, both for the sake of his career and to hang on to his younger wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones, 54, insiders crow.

ELVIS LOVE CHILD CORNERS PRISCILLA

Demands fans learn the truth

MEGHAN & NACHO: TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT?

STEAMY PHOTOS OF THE DUCHESS WITH HER HUBBY'S BEST FRIEND RAISE QUESTIONS.

Ashanti & Nelly WEDDING & A BABY!

Ashanti has some “Happy ” news! The 43-year-old singer is not only engaged to Nelly, but they also have a baby on the way.

O.J.'S BRAIN WON'T BE TESTED!

After their deaths, some NFL players donate their brains to science to study the impact of the sport on their health.

Behind THE Music

Taylor Swift waxes poetic about love, loss and standing her ground on The Tortured Poets Department

LIEV'S MIND GETS ERASED

IT’S every actor’s worst nightmare — Liev Schreiber forgot his lines on stage!

HENPECKED HARRY FINALLY FIGHTS BACK

Has words with domineering wife after humiliating polo match incident

LONELY REESE HIRES HELP TO FIND A MAN!

WITHERING Reese Witherspoon hasn’t had a lick of luck on the dating scene — even though ex-husband Jim Toth has happily moved on — and sources say she is throwing money at a professional matchmaker to help her get back on the horse!