UFO DEATH RAYS TURN FOLKS INTO CRISPY CRITTERS!

Congressman claims Earth can't stop space invaders

TITANTIC SUB FAILED SAFETY INSPECTIONS

THE mini-sub Titan was a floating death trap — flunking repeated structural tests — before imploding and killing all five passengers onboard during a tourist dive to the Titanic wreck resting more than two miles deep on the ocean floor!

BUDDIES DITCHING PARANOID PRINCE!

Harry has become different dude since marrying Meghan

OLD FRIENDS FREAKING OUT!

Lisa Kudrow's 60th birthday grim news for Jen & Courteney

TIME BOMB TUCKER IS TICKED OFF!

Will stop at nothing to settle score with FOX

BRIDE MAYIM PUTS JOB IN JEOPARDY!

FED up with all the guff she’s getting from Jeopardy! fans and rival co-host Ken Jennings, brainy Mayim Bialik’s focusing on her wedding plans with fiancé Jonathan Cohen and is ready chuck the game show, blab sources.

ALBERT & CHARLENE'S MARRIAGE MISHMASH!

Monaco royals slept miles apart on honeymoon

KRIS JENNER'S BAD GAMBLE!

Younger lover getting flirty with other gals

WINDSOR CURSE HITS HARD-LUCK HARRY!

Looted diamond is damning his days

J.LO & BEN ARE MARRYING AGAIN!

Hoping third time is charm after very rocky first year

ELTON RETIRES BUT HIS FEUDS ARE ON THE JOB!

Can't say goodbye to showbiz grudges

PSYCHO SEA LIONS' SAVAGE RAMPAGE

Toxic algae triggers terror attacks on swimmers and pets

BRAVE KID ESCAPES JAWS OF DEATH!

Fights off shark in Florida mauling

FEDS WHITEWASH PERVERT'S MURDER!

Inspector general's Epstein findings leave key questions unsettled

DIRTY MONEY!

Pedophile Epstein paid off police & politicians to protect sex racket

DNA DISCOVERY TAINTS IDAHO MURDER CASE!

Accused butcher's attorneys reveal 3 other men were at grim death scene

COSTNER HOPING TO CALL OFF DIVORCE

Issues private plea while playing legal hardball with wife

THERE HE JOE'S AGAIN!

Befuddled Biden's bloopers fueling new dementia fears

TITANIC SUB DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE!

Experts say flawed hull design doomed adventurers who got crushed like bugs

FOX NEWS IS ALL SHOOK UP!

Backbiting anchors play blame game in time slot shuffle

PSYCHIC SAJAK SAW WHEEL IN RYAN'S FUTURE

Predicted Seacrest would land host gig back in 2012

BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY!

Frankie Valli all business & no honeymoon after wedding

MAULED BOY FIGHTS GIANT GATOR & WINS!

Ambushed in Florida creek

BIG BANG THEORY FEUD EXPLODES!

Jim Parsons is odd man out after killing new reboot

UNBEARABLY BRUTAL!

NFL jock gloats over killing Alaskan bear

OBAMA MUTINY TARGETS OLD JOE!

Slyly pushing for Michelle to run for White House in Biden's place

PHONY PSYCHIC NOW SEES JAIL IN HIS FUTURE!

Faces 280-year sentence for $175 million swindle

COSTNER WIFE AIN'T KIDDING AROUND!

Weaponizing custody cash as prenup bans big divorce payday

UNKINDEST CUT!

Lorena Bobbitt is lying low 30 years after hacking off hubby John's penis

FED-UP VANNA PUTS HER FOOT DOWN!

Refusing to take Sajak's guff & counting days until he's gone